What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

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What do you call the fear of anteaters? Stupid.

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What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

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You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

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What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

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what's the difference between a pile of shit and a human. a human has a mind, a pile of shit doesn't

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your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

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What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

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(This poem is written by a dog) Roses are gray Violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a black guy board a plane. Who gets kicked off first? The jew for his unruly behavior towards the flight attendant.

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"life is like a box of chocolates", except you cant eat life and hocolate doesnt rain on you.

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what did the blind, deaf, retarded child, without any arms or legs get for Christmas? nothing, his parents are dead

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Brooklyn Nets or New Jersey Nets? Theres a difference

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When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

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Yo' mama's such a hoe she got arrested last week for prostitution charges!

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What happened when the man asked the girl if he could borrow her pencil? Nothing, she was deaf

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Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

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What stinks and comes out of someones mouth. Bad Breath

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What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

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What's Great and Danish? The Great Dane Kane.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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