Pick a number between 2 and 8. Now multiply that number by 9. Now add the 2 digits of that answer together. (example 18 is 1+8) Now subtract that answer number by 5. Now choose the letter below that corresponds to that answer. 1 = A 2 = B 3 = C 4 = D 5 = E 6 = F Now pick a country that starts with that letter. Now pick an animal where the first letter of the animals name is the last letter of the country's name. Now think of a color where the first letter of the colors name is the last letter of the animals name. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Are you thinking of an orange kangaroo from Denmark?

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A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

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Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

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-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

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How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

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poop nuff said

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Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

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If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

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What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

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Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

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Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

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What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He returned it to the crazed gentleman who sent it to him.

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jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

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What do you call a Russian man who is on the moon? A cosmonaut

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sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

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Wade

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Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

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what did the duck say to the chicken .nothing

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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what do you get when a bear and a man mix a really pissed off bear and a dead man

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yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the size of the door...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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