If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

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i just pooped that is all!

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How many ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Let's go ride our bikes!

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? "Hey, what's up?"

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What do you call a police woman who shaves her pubes? PC Marion Jones

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A rape victim.

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Q:What did the robot say to the boy? A:Nothing the robot malfunctioned and started choking the boy, despite the towns best efforts they could not release the death grip on the boys throat, after the robot was done choking the boy it exploded killing 99% of the population in a 5 mile radius.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

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TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL! Cant we just dine at McDonalds? ITS THE SAME THING! Moral: Personally I love the taste of cardboard meat...

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Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

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what did the mushroom say to the other mushroom? nothing, mushrooms can't talk

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Im Tom and I'm an alcoholic...

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White men's rights

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A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

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What's better than being in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

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A black guy walks into a bar. He falls unconscious and an ambulance is quickly called to bring him to the hospital.

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What is grey and looks like a rock? A rock

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Your mom.

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What's a ghost's favourite country? Fraaaaance.

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What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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