A fat man buys a salad

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How many of amanda todd's frinds does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question, she doesn't have any

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Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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roses are red facebook is blue you look f**kable so i'll add you by: matt

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Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not having an apple to find a worm im

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Q: how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A: 14

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Why did the child cry? It was beat up and thrown in a trashcan.

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What's spongy and smells of treacle? Treacle sponge

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding, he can't walk.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

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Which side of a chicken has more feathers? The outside.

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What does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? Ow

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

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Wha'ts the funniest joke in the world? Written.

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What goes up a smokestack instead of down? Murdered Jews, when they get cremated.

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person 1:Dude, look at the news person 2:Yea man, its D ick Cheney person 1: what a d ick head

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The Dane, the Norwegian and the Chinese where on a plane, and as the plane was malfunctioning, the pilot would shout: "We are overloaded! Toss out everything you can spare!" The Dane tossed out a box of Danish Salami, explaining they had enough of those in his country. The Norwegian tossed out a package of sweaters, explaining that they had enough of those in his country. Suddenly the Chinese jumped out without a given explanation, as time passed though, the surviving crew arrived to some conclusions... Moral: R.I.P Kim the 294834839483948th

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when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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Q: What do you do if A bunch Of black Guys Are raping a white Girl A: Throw A Basketball at them.

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Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

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In 1843 when Man invented the moon, people set sail on ironclad ships to lands that sold items that weren't for sale in similar such stores in other lands not reachable by ironclad ships or dirigibles as they became known once they changed form completely and were a differentobject entirely and of no use for water transport. That's when the real revolution in telecommunications began, the truck drivers would use CB radios as early as 1287 and 1276 in Canada. the CB radio enabled the users to order pizza and develop symbiotic relationshiops with canvas. Amongst other things.

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Knock knock Get off my porch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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