- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

A guy walked into a bar, ouch.

(joker) Do you like fishsticks? (recipient) "No" (any response from the joker at this point qualifies as anti joke)

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

Knock knock Who's there? Prosti Prosti who? Prostitute

Spread the net.

A man walked into a bar and was then taken away in an ambulance dude to a severe concussion.

what dyu call a jew on the moon? a problem. what dyu call ten jews on the moon? a bigger problem. what dyu call all the jews on the moon? problem solved.

Ask me how old my cat is. How old's your cat? I don't know.

KONY 2012

What did the husband tell his obese wife? I love you honey

How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

how do you kill a rat skin it and feed it to your child and wait till it shits then when it shits feed it to your dog then when it shits then microwave it and shove the smelly liquid remains up your ass.

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

what do you call gingers ugly.

If god gives you lemons You find a new god.

What do you call a white person on a leash? A toddler.

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Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 witnessed while hiding in a closit 7 rape and kill his mother.

knock knock? come in

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