Robin get in the Batmobile.

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what did the whale say when he came out of the water? BLAHHRRAHAHHAAARRRAER

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This anti-joke below is hilarious.

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Why did the tractor run over the little boy? because he was in the way!

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Why did the retarded man jump off a building to commit suicide? He didn't try to commit suicide. He was mentally retarted and didn't know any better.

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Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

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adam shagged katie lololol

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

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What does the Christian celebrate on Christmas? Christmas

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Sure, I like all kinds of Juice. -Apple Jews -Grape Jews -Orange Jews The list goes on,,,

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Your momma's so ugly she adopted you because she had a problem attracting men.

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Why did the guy not pet the dog? He was allergic.

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Who is the best person to do your nails with? Nobody, you have no friends.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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What did the man with cancer do? Die

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A bloke walked in to a bakers shop and asked for a loaf of bread. Certainly sir, said the assistant, white or brown?...it doesn't matter, answered the man, I've left my bike outside

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What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

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Q.why did the car crash? A.becaus eit was drivin by a sack of potatos.

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What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

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Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

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Why did the plane crash into a mountain? Because a Banana was flying it, and Bananas can't fly planes.

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What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

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yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

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What is a vampire's favourite dessert? Vampires aren't real.

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