How do Elmer Fudd take a shower? Without a shampoo, he's bald..

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A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted tobe cool, But I look like you

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he

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Why do we learn about the Civil Rights Movement in History class? So it won't happen again.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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What did the girl with no eyes say? I can not see.

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What is black, white and red all over? A black, white and red pen.

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Shit, I can't think of anything to write. That does not mean I'm black

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What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt

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Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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you dint have to be a jew matt

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

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What did the dog say to the mailman? nothing, dogs lack the mental capacity for human speech therefore he was unable to communicate his message verbally

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what did steven hawking say to the prostitute? Nothing, he is unable to speak, he needs help from his word speaker thing.

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Women's Rights

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My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

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KCLTLMBAIMWSSHTCAWGAHW

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an apple and slicing your mouth on a razorblade

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Many people of many races do many things every day.

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What did the kid with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? A: Polio.

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What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

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A blind man jumped out of the way as a car ran through the red light at a one way street.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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