why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

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Why doesn't Caillou have hair? Because he has cancer.

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What's the main difference between an angry white man and an angry black man? The angry black man is probably of African descent.

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Why, you might ask, did in fact the chicken cross this all too infamous road? His grandma-ma phoned the righteous bird and requested a visit. Chickens never displease their family.

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What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

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your mom is so annoying that she has no freinds and lives alone crying every night about how her children abandoned her

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A Man thought it was a good day and to go on anti-joke.com then he saw a post that had a link. This man was you and the link was http://minedgamez.tk/beta/ The man then clicked the link and fucking laughed so hard xD. She died in a car crash. Then a pickle appeared. It was then eaten by you not realizing it was actually a hamster.

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What did Billy get his parents for Christmas? Billy's an orphan.

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*knock knock* i have diarrhea

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Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

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What is black and white and red all over. A blackboard.

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How do you save a black person from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in the front of his pants. He is given some very strange looks from the patrons both due to the fact that he has a steering wheel in his pants and because people wearing traditional pirate garb are a rarity.

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Two men walk into a bar. The first man says, "I'm Japanese!" The second man says, "I'm Japanese too!" The bartender says, "I'm also Japanese!" The bar was in Japan.

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A BABY seal walks into a club

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, i was dropped on my head as a baby, 978e456293&*(^$%ZYI467z57967454^&4543^%$54#%^*44jffdGHFYI

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A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

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Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

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What did the man say to his brother? Nothing, because he just died in a tragic car crash.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She never got her drivers license.

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