Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

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Roses are Red Violets are dog I'm Senile Flower tastes like frog.

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What happens when a black man spills all of his grape soda? He cleans it up and recycles the empty can

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What do you call a Mexican worked with a sweaty singlet? A Wetback

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Why was the baby upset? Because it accidentally killed its twin brother by pushing it off the bed.

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Skrillex.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Walking.

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Why did the dog bark at the tall white man? Because the tall white man was in the process of attempting to rob the house in which said dog was situated. The dog was merely defending its patch.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter. It won't come to you regardless what you call it.

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What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

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What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

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What do you call a man with a fork stuck in his head? A man with a fork stuck in his head

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What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

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There once was a man who couldn't finish any sente

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adam sucks off disabled old men for a pac of biscuits

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What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

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How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

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Q: why are kittens so cute? A: because god created them that way. go fourth and enjoy kittens.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson who? Shut up and give me ma dam candy women!

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Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

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how do you make your mom mad? mushroom stamp her face

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So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

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What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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