Roses are brown Violets are brown Who pooped in my garden?

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Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

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What's the worlds best ice cream? Well overall I opinion is that because but I believe down to the but don't forget to mention that chocolate ice cream plays a huge however to flip the argument moreover I find it absurd that on the plus side four sides to tell the truth I wouldn't know to summarize the argument whereas to differ I would my final point is that Chocolate Ice cream is nice.

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What do Jews always complain & want money for? Anything

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Why was 8 afraid of 9? Because 9 bullied him until he became anorexic.

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You should really respect vegetables more. They rock. They're all like... AAAHH!!!... and I'm all like... DUDE! THAT'S SO INCREDIBLY RANDOM!... and seriously, you should respect da veggies!

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Roses are red Violets are blue My dad drinks a lot Help Me

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Q.What Did the Little Kid Say To Cancer In The Hospital? A.Nothing. He Died From Cancer 3 Minutes Ago.

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Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

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1, 2, buckle my shoe. 3, 4, shut the door. 5, 6, I'm gonna to cut you in your sleep.

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Cancer.

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what have big boobs, and fat ass ? fat man

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Anyone reading this I'm not writing anything Kevin

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Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

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When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

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What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Q: Who's driving? A: The cops

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If Pythagoras was racist, he would have made hypotenuses.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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