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What do you call it when a woman doesn't want the child she is currently impregnated with? Abortion: a very sensitive and controversial topic.

How do you make people run? When someone is behind you, hold the door open and wait.

What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

dick in your mouth just kidding haaaaaa

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set? Because she didn't.

Billy: hey dave, wanna hear a joke? Dave: what? Billy: oh yeah, you are deaf.

I used to be an adventurer like you...but then I was diagnosed with cancer.

you know what rhymes with sloth. rape

Oh," the boy says. "Well BUENOS DIAS to you too!!!

How are bananas and friends alike? If you peel their skin and eat them

Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

A man walks into a bar. He is genetically predisposed to alcoholism, and it's destroying his family.

A blonde, a redhead, and Asian are talking. They are friends.

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realising the apple is the worm...

Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

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If Jim lives in north carolina, what does that make his dad's brother? Black

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