Wanna hear a joke? Justin bieber

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How do you know a French guy has been in your back yard? Your thrash cans are empty and your dog's pregnant

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There once was a woman from Ealing, Who had a peculiar feeling She went to the doctors and was consequently diagnosed with Chlamydia

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What did the ghost say to the bee? BOOBEE

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So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Did you know?

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The Charlotte Bobcats

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How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

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Chuck Norris will inevitably pass away sometime in the future.

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Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

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Why do black people have dark skin? Lack of melanin in their skin. You learn something new every day.

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Whats the funniest part about 911? Over 1,000 People Died

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How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

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A man walked into his house to find that his wife was cheating on him with another man. He was furious, and killed himself

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

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FUCK YOU NEVEN

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Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped a KFC.

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What's the difference between michael jackson and casey anthony? Michael jackson's dead.

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A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

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How do you drown a blonde? Well there are a few ways, including holding her head underwater until she passes out and then leaving her in the pool.

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what's black and blue and red all over? nothing, you're and idiot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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