How do you make friends with a squrriel? Trust me, don't.

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What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow... She should think about scheduling an appointment at a local dentist's office.

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Why is John single? Because women are materialistic.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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whats fat and ugly ? aidan slattery

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Whats the funniest part about 911? Over 1,000 People Died

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whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

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So a baby seal walks into a club...

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"New season of Dr.Phil. How does that make you feel?" ANGERY!!!!!

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Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

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ALL OF YOU NO MORE CURSING EVEN THOUGH ITS NOT POSSABLE SO DON'T LISTEN

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Q: If Ann has 5 apples and she gives Michael 2 apples, and then Jason comes and rapes Ann. How many apples does Ann have left? R: Who the hell cares, she needs to go to the police.

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Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

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What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? Bricks get laid

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What do you call a black midget with no legs and has 11 fingers? A human being

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what did one soldier say to the other... dude take your finger out my a** it has been that long

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

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What do you call a man with no heart? Dead.

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Wife: Where were you all night. Husband: Cheating on you with your sister

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Working hard or hardly working????

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A. Why did John survive the plane crash? B. Because he was master chief and he is awesom although cortana did not which John is sad about naturally.

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