Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

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what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

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How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

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Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

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A polish guy Is sick of being made fun of for his ethnicity, so he decides that he is going to act Italian thinking that no one makes fun of Italians. He stays home for weeks to practice this and one day walks out, up to a store and says"eh, get me some lasagna and zucchini !" the man at the store asks if he's polish.

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what happened to your carpool? they died.

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Why can't monkeys and kuala bears get along? Because they are two entirely different species that cannot communicate with each other...

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Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

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whats gay and american? a gay american

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A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

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What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

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how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

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How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

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Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

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This will be the least popular anti-joke. Dislike this joke.

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Hey have you seen Stevie wonders house? No? Don't worry he has'nt either.

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how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

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whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

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Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

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Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

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Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

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what goes ha ha ha ..plop? We are all going to die.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

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the WNBA

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