A criminal walks into a bar, and shoots the bartender and has his way with the waitress. Its his bar now.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

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What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

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Why Did The Black Guy Eat Watermelon? Because he lives in south africa where they are commonly grown and needed a healthy snack.

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Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

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Do is the Most Famous Line on youtube Answer- Do the Flop

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Your Mum is soo fat.

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What is worse than a paper cut? two paper cuts What is worse than two paper cuts The Holocaust What is worse than The Holocaust Three paper cuts

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stappled to the chicken.

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What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

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I was typing a new book today (literature wild west, and I realized I had been writing the same shit over and over again for eight hours and was dead tired when It went so..) Welcome to the wild west, guns! Hayballs! MONSTER TRUCKS! And then I kinda thought to myself... Is it just me or am I trying a bit too hard? So guys? What do you think, am I trying a bit too hard here? Funny story, I am tired and drank lots of coffee, so I am holding back in order to not try so hard... Not trying hard enough to hold back? I am asking you! WHY? BECAUSE YOUR ANSWER DOES NOT MATTER! ARE WE GAME?

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Pick a number between 2 and 8. Now multiply that number by 9. Now add the 2 digits of that answer together. (example 18 is 1+8) Now subtract that answer number by 5. Now choose the letter below that corresponds to that answer. 1 = A 2 = B 3 = C 4 = D 5 = E 6 = F Now pick a country that starts with that letter. Now pick an animal where the first letter of the animals name is the last letter of the country's name. Now think of a color where the first letter of the colors name is the last letter of the animals name. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Are you thinking of an orange kangaroo from Denmark?

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A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

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Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

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-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

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How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

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poop nuff said

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Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

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If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

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What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

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Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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