Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

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What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He returned it to the crazed gentleman who sent it to him.

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jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

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What do you call a Russian man who is on the moon? A cosmonaut

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sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

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Wade

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Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

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what did the duck say to the chicken .nothing

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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what do you get when a bear and a man mix a really pissed off bear and a dead man

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yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the size of the door...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

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How do you scare a 5 year old girl? Stick your dick out.

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Why does Matt Daly do in his free time? it involves his finger and his own buttwhole

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The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

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Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

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There's a black guy, a yellow guy, and a white guy. Which one survives? All of them do. See. I'm not racist!

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Dig a big hole in your front yard and wait next to it so when people walk by they'll ask "Why is there a hole in your front yard?" to whcih you will reply "I don't know. Do you wanna play Monopoly?"

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

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Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Sac

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What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

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Wanna hear a joke? Once upon a time, there was a successful Mexican.

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