Where did Susie go after the bombing? Everywhere

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Once upon a time, there was a horse that had no legs, it laid on the ground it's entire life and died. The end.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? I would rather live in a world a chicken's motives would not be questioned.

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what happens when an Indian walks into a bar? they realize they found there way home

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What's the difference between a black guy and a piece of chicken? They were once both alive and innocent. I lied about the black guy.

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You know what they say about a guy with big feet? He wears large socks and has big shoes.

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What did the hispanic say to the black guy? I'm not sure. I wasn't listening because eavesdropping is rude.

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What did the martian say to the other martian when he saw a fire hydrant? "Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!"

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Two Muffins are in a freezer. The first muffin says "Sure is cold in here." The other muffin sits there untill at a later date eaten because muffins can't talk. The first muffin later is analyzed and dysected by the United States governmant and is classified as alien because again, muffins can't talk.

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Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

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A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

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What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

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A blonde walks into a salon and says "I would like to get my golden locks trimmed." The haircutter replies "surely, just sit yourself down in that chair over there and I'll be with you momentarily." The blonde walks to the chair and sits down. When the haircutter comes over he asks her, "would you please remove your headset, I can't cut your hair while they're on." She laughs at her forgetfulness and removes them obligingly.

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Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

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"Knock knock" "The doors open" "Oh, okay"

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A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a fox stapled to his face.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder drive? There is no steering wheel at the back of the bus.

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Did you hear about the blonde that went to college? She got a degree.

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A man walks into a bar, and he died.

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What's black and white and red all over A bloody penguin

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Q: How do you cure cancer? A: By die aids first

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Three men sit at a bar. A clown walks in, so the first man says, "Oh, what fresh hell is this?", gets up and leaves. Then a fairy flies in, so the second man says, "Aw, hell no!", gets up and leaves. So the third man was alone with the fairy and clown.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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