B: Laro tayo . G: Anong laro ? B: Taguan . G: Bakit ngayon pa ? B: Because tonight will be the night that i will fall for you . G: Ulet ? B: Over again . G: Wag na ! B: Don't make me change my mind . G: Bukas na lang . B: I won't live to see another day . G: Weh ? Di nga ? B: I swear its true . G: Bakit kasi taguan pa ? B: Because a girl like you is impossible to find . G: Ano ? B: You're impossible to find . ? :)

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Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

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Do you speak alien? Hola.

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What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

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What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

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How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? No amount of them could ever figure it out. They all tremble with fear in the dark.

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what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

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Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

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the economy.

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Your mama is so ugly. But she is still a respected member of the community

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What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

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Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

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What's worst than getting glass stuck in your foot? Rubbing lotion on a fork.

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What do you get when you cross a cat with a giraffe? A genetically unstable animal that dies shortly after birth.

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Two hippos are in a lake with water up to their eyes. One of them then says, "i keep thinking it's tueday"

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How do Elmer Fudd take a shower? Without a shampoo, he's bald..

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A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted tobe cool, But I look like you

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he

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Why do we learn about the Civil Rights Movement in History class? So it won't happen again.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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What did the girl with no eyes say? I can not see.

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What is black, white and red all over? A black, white and red pen.

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Shit, I can't think of anything to write. That does not mean I'm black

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