- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

Q: How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: I heard this joke before but I can't remember

your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Roses are red Violets are blue I need a job Stop spitting on me

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What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

what is the world worst joke? this one

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

Roses are red Violets are blue i cant ryme or spell.

3 ducks are sitting in a pond. one with blonde feathers. one with brown feathers, and one with white feathers. A Transvestite Inbred Donkey Man kills them instantly.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

What do you get when you cross a dead monkey, a chair fitted with wheels for use as a means of transport by a person, Isaac Newton & the creator of the website? Stephen Hawking.

Whats pink and screaming? a skinned baby in a bucket of vinegar+

Knock Knock Whos there? It's me your mom you dumbass and let me in

What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

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