Yes.

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What would Muhammed do?

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Why wasn't the girl asked to the prom? Because she had cerebral palsy.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? They threw a fridge at her.

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What's the difference of a team of black people and a pile of shit? None. Kelvin Yang.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Penis

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What did the wise old widow across the street get for Hanukkah? Cardiac Arrest.

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how many babies dose it take to paint a fence it depends on how hard you throw them

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Why did the small child cry? He was forced to dig his own grave at gunpoint.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because the light said don't walk

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what does a black car sound like when it starts? RUN-NIGGA-NIGGA-NIGGA-NIGGA -GRANT PARK ALL THE WAY

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Their ancestral heritage

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What did the Frog say to the other Frog? Nothing they can't speak

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What happened to the guy who ate the alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He died

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What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

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What Happens when you shoot a deer? It's Dead

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

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If it looks like chicken and tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, politely correct him. He is actually a very sensible fellow and will probably thank you for doing so.

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What's worse than no wifi Nothing.

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What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

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your mumma so fat she stepped on the weight scales and it says to be continued

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An Asian man and an Irish man are standing at the bus stop, chatting casually, while waiting for the bus to arrive. The Irish man then turns to the Asian and says, "Despite our blatant differences in both race and culture, perhaps someday when we are both available, we can meet and talk civilly about our everyday lives over a cup of coffee."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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