Actually it was me Josh brown

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sticks and stones may break my bones but hemophilia will make me bleed to death

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Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

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Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

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yo mamma is so fat when people look at her they say "you're fat"

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Lets just say that we are beyond the stage where I am "just" trying, by the way, you might want to search that last comment for double negatives. Or you know NOT NOT. Do not take my word for it, but if I am not wrong, the bacteria (yogurt) leaves afterwards, so you are eating milk that has been eaten and then.. You know... A common "side effect" of hypnosis, is that when it is used, the one hypnotized (both in this case) end up feeling a "strange" case of closeness, stronger bonds, friendship etc, scientists wonder why... ITS LIKE DUH! WE BOTH REVEAL DEEP SECRETS TO EACH OTHER! THINGS WE DO NOT EVEN USUALLY TELL OURSELVES! Its a literal no brainer, scientits can go fuck themselves, because as far as I know, thats the only fuck they ever get.

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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What did the farmer say when he lost his cow? Where's my wife?

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If anyone has a KIK, put it in the comments.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

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What was the energizer bunny arrested for? Rape.

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Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

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why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

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Why did osama bin laden cross the road? To commit suicide

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TOBUSCUS

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a man gets raped. -teagan doherty-

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A farmer was robbed and complained to the sheriff's department that he suspected it was a black man behind the crime. "How do you know this for sure?" The sheriff asked him. He replied, "I chased him into the night, it was dark and I couldn't see him"

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What's white or grey or brown or green or black or yellow or purple ? Could be almost anything, really.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

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I told a woman to make me a turkey sandwich. Of course she complied since I was at Subway.

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Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

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This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

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You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

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http://i.imgur.com/BJsbT.jpg

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