why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

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why do woman travel in packs? because men don't travel like the sisterhood in the traveling pants

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

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A boy walks into a bar. Because he was under-age, security kicked him out as soon as possible and alerted his parents.

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so... how about that airplane food

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Come on, I am trying to cheer you up a bit, honestly how high?

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Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Pi pi pi pi Pi pi pi pi Pingu Pingu!

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So a baby seal walks into a club...

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Do you want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

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what does a gay horse eat heeyyyyy

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Who is the worst teacher ever? Mrs. Thompson

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Is your refrigerator running? yeah oh...just wondering.

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why did the building fall down the terrorists came back

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Why was the man waiting at the bus stop? He was on his way to work

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Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

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A man walk into a bar. Just kidding he has no legs.

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how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

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What did the black man say about Linkin Park? That there's obviously a rapist in their midst and they should all be questioned.

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EAT YOUR DINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Q: What do you call a Muslim controlling a plane? A: A pilot.

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Q: A boy went to 7-11 and bought Coke instead of 7up. Why? A: I don't know

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What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He thanked the gracious african-descented donor, and with a little luck he just might see his beautiful wife and kids again

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whats yellow? lots of things.

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when a midget takes weed, does he get high or medium???

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