What did the deaf guy get for Christmas? An iTunes gift card

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

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Knock knock Who's there? You Whoa...

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What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

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Strawberries!

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When life gives you melons, youre probably dyslexic.

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what do you call a black man wearing a makeup? A clown

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Waterboarding.

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What is white and can't walk? A PVC Pipe.

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Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I was hoping you could tell me–why else would I ask you a question?

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Robin get in the Batmobile.

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what did the whale say when he came out of the water? BLAHHRRAHAHHAAARRRAER

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This anti-joke below is hilarious.

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Why did the tractor run over the little boy? because he was in the way!

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Why did the retarded man jump off a building to commit suicide? He didn't try to commit suicide. He was mentally retarted and didn't know any better.

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Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

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adam shagged katie lololol

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ewrg

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

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What does the Christian celebrate on Christmas? Christmas

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Sure, I like all kinds of Juice. -Apple Jews -Grape Jews -Orange Jews The list goes on,,,

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Your momma's so ugly she adopted you because she had a problem attracting men.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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