What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

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black people. that is all...

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Eating chicken off a baby's ass

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?ti saw won troffe eht htrow t'nsaw yllaer siht

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

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Roses are ??red Vilotes are ????blue I am single and now so are u???? no go move on I don't need u I have some weed and I'm willing to kill u

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

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Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

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black people. that is all...

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Q. How many jews can you fit in a car? A. depending on the car size and make, oh and the size of the ash tray is also important

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Knock Knock Who's there

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Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

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What has three legs, 6 notches, 8 wheels, is beige, has cancer, and is severely burnt? I don't know.

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ecks! why zee?

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Two giraffes walk into a bar, hit their heads, cracktheir skulls and die.

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knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

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Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

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why didnt Tim Tebow go to church? He had practice half an hour before the service was scheduled to start, and to do both was impossible and missing practice would have resulted in disciplinary action from both his coaches and his teammates.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hurricane Irene.

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Why do women wear perfume and makeup? Because they smell bad and are ugly.

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Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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