Q:Why did the man throw his clock out the window A:Because he didn't like his clock

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

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What's Big, Brown and really Runny ??? It doesn't matter anymore, i'll just leave the Toilet !!

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tomatoe tomato my toe is named tom

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knock knock who's there? a dog ......dogs cant talk ..................

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You're a virgin.

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What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? I don't know. He couldn't open it.

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What do you call a black man carrying a bag full of drugs? A police officer who has just confiscated the bag from a drug dealer and is on his way to send the bag off to be destroyed.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Anywhere from 2-8, depending on the size of the vehicle.

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What did the over confident jack-ass say to the hot girl, You'll do.

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There is a blonde, a redhead, and a brunnette stuck on a deserted island. the redhead gets sick of being trapped, so she decides to risk the 100 miles back to shore. she begins swimming, gets 10 miles out, gets tired, and drowns. the brunnette gets sick of being trapped, so she decides to risk it too. she gets 50 miles, gets tired, and drowns. The blonde decides to escape as well. she is able to swim 98 miles, gets tired, and swims back.

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Why can't vampires go out in the sun? Becuase they don't exist.

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Why did the horse have 5 legs? She was still giving birth.

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What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing, rocks are inanimate objects, therefore rendering them unable to participate in the activity of speech.

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Did you hear the Joke about the Deaf kid? Neither did he.

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What's worst than a crying baby? A dead baby What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies What's worse than a pile of dead babies? If there's an alive one at the bottom What's worse that an alive baby in a pile of dead babies? If it has to eat its way out.

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Two buissness men had a meeting at 12:00 they had there meeting at 12:00 and left back to there normal life.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? It would probably be the court janitor who was responsible for that job, rather than the lawyers.

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What do you call a black guy with a gun? A police officer.

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Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The screams were loud. It was just one big fire behind him. He and his fellow chickens had been trapped. They thought they were being freed... They thought wrong. The guards herded them in and then the heat started. The fires began to rage. His friends, his allies, his brothers, were falling dead, burning, beside him. He had to escape. He did not think, only acted. Lashing out at the guard, he knocked him down and ran. He ran and ran until he could run no more, and he still kept running. He could still hear his brothers' screams. He could still see their faces burning before his eyes. He reached the road, and finally stopped. He looked around. The screams had stopped. The heat had left his body. But then another sound came. Yelling. The guards. They were following him. He tried to keep running. But he just couldn't. He was finished. He fell on the road, sliding himself along as quickly as he could. He hadn't run this far to be caught by the guards. He stopped. He could go no further. He looked up and saw the blue sky, cloudless and free. The last thing he heard was a roaring engine. The guards never found his body.

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Why did the black man buy 3 boxes of condoms? Because he practices safe sex and they were on sale.

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