Badabing.

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Whats funnier than 24? Adam Sandler.

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Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

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What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dying unloved.

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What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

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Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

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Why could the boy not stop shaking? He has Parkinsons Syndrome.

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Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

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If your yacht is if moving at 50 knots per hour in a wind tunnel how many leprechauns can you fit in a chamber? Even, because purple is attracted to bestiality.

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Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

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What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

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Q: What would you do for a Klondike bar? A: I would make the slightly onerous journey to the local grocery establishment and pay my hard-earned money to procure a dessert which I quite enjoy.

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How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

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What happens when you cut Chuck Norris? He bleeds

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The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

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What happen to the girl that received chocolate on Valentine's day? She had a allergic reaction.

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What's worse than failing an exam? Failing two exams.

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A man who can't spell walks into an Arab.

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What kind of sex do you have with twenty seven year olds any kind you want there are twenty of them

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what does a gay horse eat heeyyyyy

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Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

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A man walks into a Norfolk pub. The landlord (not being very worldly) notices he is of Middle Eastern descent and asks "are you Bin Laden"? To this the man replies "No I bin Swaffham". (Needs to be said in Norfolk accent)

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The child was fired from his job.

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