How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

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Why did the little boy drown? He was stapled to a whale.

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Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

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What did suzie do when she dropped her cookie? She died because it was secretly a bomb

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A Jew and a Nazi have dinner together...... they both immensely enjoyed the wine.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

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Whats the difference between a lamp and Morgan Freeman? Alot

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve

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What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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What's worse than having to listen a song from Justin Bieber? Being wrongfully convicted of child molestation,rape and murder and spending 50 years in prison before being acquited by DNA-analysis.

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s o m a a d i t u n y s n i t a c s d c ' s k h k s t o e l y e

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Hehe 9/11 Funny Stuff If you know what I mean!!

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Golf.

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A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

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A man walks into a park and presents candy to children. They request more candy and thus are laureded into his van. They are raped murdered and never seen again.

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"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

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roses are grey, violets are grey, i'm colourblind and shit at poetry

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What did the taxi driver say to the chicken when the chicken called a cab? "aren't you supposed to be crossing a road somewhere?" Little did the taxi driver know that the chickens license was taken away for multiple DUIs because when his wife left him he became an alcoholic mess, lost his job and became depressed. But when he called the taxi, he was on his way to a job interview. Since he never made it to his job interview he soon went broke and lost his home. Having hit rock bottom, the chicken unawarely started to cross a busy road and was ran over by that same taxi driver.

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Q: whats up? A: radiation levels in japan

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(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

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whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

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why did the man jump off the building? to commit suicide.

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Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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