roses are red, voilets are creepy, i can beat you in call of duty

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What the kid with no arms get for christmas? A baseball and a glove to go through with his dad

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why didn't the black kid make the basketball team? He has cancer.

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Knock knock? Whose There? Not Suzie, She can't knock

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Get in the car.

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what did the black guy say to the white guy im black

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I'm on a see food diet- it consists of fish and molluscs. sea*

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Q. What's better than a breadmaker? A. A sandwhich.

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Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

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What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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Once upon a time, there was a ghost. The ghost was sneaking up on a little girl when she turned around and asked the ghost "Are you a stalker or something?" The ghost, unable to reply (being a ghost) was then kicked in the shins. The End!

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What do you call a blue baby at the bottom of a pool? Dead.

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cool

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What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

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What's the cure of cancer? Death.

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What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a superhero and the other is just a normal person.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family of four.

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I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

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How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

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Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

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How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

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Roses are Blue, Europe is Yellow. I suck at poems, Refridgerator

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The Qur'an

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