How do you make a girl scout cry? Steal her cookies

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Hummer.

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What is cold? Winter

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

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Once upon a time there lived 3 polar bears; a mummy polar bear, a daddy polar bear and a baby polar bear. Ond day the baby polar bear said to the daddy polar bear "I don't feel like a polar bear, I'm cold!" and the daddy polar bear said "You look like a polar bear."

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Multi Orgasmic Pillow screechers

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Why does life suck? Because it does

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Why is America such a great place to live? It's not North Korea.

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Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

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A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

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Yo Mama is so old that she is probably unable to become pregnant.

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I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

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My favorite color is Ham. And I can count to Potato.

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DON"T READ THIS!

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Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

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What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

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What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

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Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

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knock, knock whos there? steve steve who? steve johnson hi steve

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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