- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

what do you call a mexican in a coffee shop? a customer and/or worker in the coffee shop.

hi hey i hate you why you ate my mother she tasted good i like fried chicken ITS A SMALL WORLD! SO DO I well lets go to the beach ok

What did the black man say to the man from Kyrgyzstan? I've never heard of your country before.

What is Santa's favorite color? Blue

Why didn't the dog like baseball? Being a dog, it had no idea or interest in what baseball is.

Billy's alarm clock went off at 8:00 AM but Billy was really tired but still his Dad forced him to go to school.

Justin Bieber's mother.

Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

Why did the British person go to the dentist? He had a poor diet which led to him getting cavities

How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

What did the boy say 2+2 was? 4

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Why can't vegetarians eat mushrooms because I can't urinate over a scotch bonnet :/

5 people are walking

osama bin laden is dead

Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

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