A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Whats white, black, and red all over? A penguin on fire

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Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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Today i decided to burn calories, so I grabbed my lighter from the counter and put it in my pocket and proceeded to the treadmill.

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede.

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husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

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What do you call it when you take cheese that isn't yours? Stolen bitch, your under-arrest!

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What do you all a dead black man? A corpse.

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how many blondes did it take to fix a nuclear reactor? 1 she was a black japanese rapist

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how do you grow a choade? idk ask shea

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Roses r red, Violets r blue, u think id eva cry ova u?? I told u i luvd u, n u believed it true... Well guess wat baby? U got played 2 B)

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What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

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A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

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knock knock

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Creationism.

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What do you call a black man running down the street? A promising athlete in training.

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A man calls 911 911: hello? Man: sorry wrong number.

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Face...tastes like chicken!

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How did the baby cross the road? The baby got stapled to a chicken

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Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

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a black man walks out of popeyes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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