- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

A Frenchman stays and fights

knock knock... who's there? your grandmother, now please let me in it's very cold outside. *you now proceed to open the door for your grandmother as she is elderly and you dont want her to freeze

And so the poster says to the apple ........ Your not my dog

So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

Why did the blonde's parents take away her car? She didn't pay for half the insurance like she said she would.

Wood is brown...... Grass is green...... Now what color are roses?

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

Have you ever seen Ethiopian food? No, neither have Ethiopians.

What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

Blue fish occasionally consume large amopunts of the insides of oak trees.

why was the gay person gay? he liked penis in his bum.

Knock knock Who's there The police "people began to jump out the back window"

Wanna hear a joke? WNBA

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

What did the hot rod say to the other hot rod Its hot in here

Why did Hitler cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways. Only after practicing proper safety procedure did he venture across the busy thoroughfare to retrieve his asthma medication from his car.

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