What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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(This poem is written by a dog) Roses are gray Violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

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Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

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What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

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An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

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NEVER

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what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

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What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

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What do u do when life gives u lemons?? Eat them

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whats worse than finding 10 dead baby's in 1 garbage can... finding 1 dead baby's in 10 garbage can

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Why do sea guls fly over the sea? In order to get from place to place, flying is much faster than walking. Sea guls live on a diet of salt-water fish, and the ocean is where their main food supply subsides.

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A ninja walks into a bar the bartender asks "what would you like?" The ninja says "i'll have two green eyes" the bartender says "we dont have green eyes this is america" so the ninja is so mad that he goes home and brutally beats his wife with a spatula.

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What do you call a Mexican in a kitchen? A chef.

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Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

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What's 21 and pregnant? Ariana Grande

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why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

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pady irish man paddy english man and paddy african man go on a magic slide wat ever you say will be at the bottem paddy irish man said gold paddy english man silver paddy african man almost fell off so he said shit buthalf way down he thought it was fun so he said wee

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What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

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What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

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A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head first into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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