What is the difference between 10 dead babies and a 1,000,000 dollar car I don't have a 1,000,00 dollar car

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why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

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How many babies does it take it to feed a grown man? It depends on the size of the man, how hungry he is and how big the babies are.

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Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

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Wolfjob.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

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Three men walked into a bar. They looked around, saw that it was pretty crowded, and decided they'd feel more comfortable going somewhere a little less busy down the road.

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what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

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Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

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Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

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Two nuns in a bath, one nun says to the other "wears the soap?" the other confused replies "I am sure you mean 'where' is the soap" and hands her the soap.

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Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

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stuff and dogs {()}

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Gotta go Mark Gotta go Mark MARK MARKMARKMARK! Moving at the speed of mark I'm the quickest mark around Got ourselves a mark Start getting a new mark Without any mark On top of mark! Go- Go- Go- Don't mark Don't mark Just markmarkmarkmark! mark, he's on the run mark, he's number one mark, he's coming next so watch out for mark X! Gotta go mark, gotta go mark mark mark markmarkmark Go go go go go go go go go! marrrrrkkk X!!

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1st guy: Wanna hear a joke? 2nd guy: Yeah sure. 1st guy: Me too.

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Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't, he died like everyone else.

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Where did the little girl go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

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Why did the family go to Mexico? Because they were deported

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Q: Why is Abu Soooo Dank? A: Because he scores too many left-foot bangers

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