Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped.

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Me too.

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Dad, why are we Swedish? Because antilopes and the butterfly effect son.

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Anti jokes gives me cold sores

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

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No antijoke here.

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

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Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

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o | ,'~'. / \ | ____|_ | '___,,_' .----------------. | ||(o |o)| ( KILL ALL HUMANS! ) | ------- ,----------------' | _____| -' \ '####, ------- /________\ ( ) |) '_ ' ,------|\ _ /_ / | |_\ || /_ /| | o| _\ _|| /_ / | | |\ _\____//' | ( ( | | | (_,_,_,____/ \ _\ | ------| \ _\|_________| \ _\ \__\\__\ |__| |__||__| ||/__/ |__||__| |__||__| |__||__| /__)/__) /__//__/ /__//__/ /__//__/. .' '. '. (_kOs____)____)

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Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

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why are black people always so funny because they think of funny jokes

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If a chicken and a taco cross a highway how many cats does it take to milk a turkey? Cactus cause the dog had two black eyes

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A Chinese man, a Mexican man and an African man walk into an American bar. None of them know any English and can not order a drink. They walk out promptly, frustrated by the difficulties of living in a strange new world where they don't speak the native language.

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Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

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i'm an inbred jew - Barras

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

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how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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I don't believe in giraffes.

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What is the difference between a deer and a child in africa? Why does it matter? They're both being hunted.

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

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Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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