Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

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What is green and has 4 wheels?... Grass, I lied about the wheels

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A pink bird and a pink elephant was out flying. Then something happened.

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why do girraffe's have long necks? because my foot is so far up all their asses that it hits their head, pushing it away from the body.

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Two polar bears are sitting in a hot tub. One polar bear asks the other to pass the soap. The other responds, "No soap, radio!"

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How do you starve a celebrity? Tell them they're fat.

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How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

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you put the chevy to the levy when your pants fell heave diarea

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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women's rights.

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Steve: Hey ask me if Im a Pelican. Bob: Are you a pelican? Steve: YES.

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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What do you call a barn full of black people? antique farm equipment.

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Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

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Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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Jews...

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Where should a 500 pound alien go? On a diet.

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Q: Why did the young boy run away from girls and screamed that they had cooties? A: That's what little boys do. He also has an abusive home life

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Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

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The Holocaust

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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What happened to the power lifter that tried to deadlift 920 lbs while wearing nothing but his briefs? he succeeded because he is trained power lifter.

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What did the arsonist shout out in the movie theater? Nothing. He set the exits ablaze and said absolutely nothing.

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A dyslexic blind man walks into the bartender behind the bra

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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