Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

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What do and Asian and an orange have in common? They are both complex, carbon based life forms living on the only world in the universe known to harbor life.

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What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

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Who is a nazi? • Theo Kingdom

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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What do you call a spider with no legs? A spider.

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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doctor doctor i have been having a sore head recently . doctor : have you hurt your head yes

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? I don't keep a Ferrari in my garage. (????)?

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What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

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Why can't Stephen Hawking go to the moon? He can, it would require a great sum of money, and extensive anti-gravity training.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

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1)Did you hear about the sick juggler? 2)No... 1) He just couldn't stop throwing up!!!! 2)Oh no!! Is he ok?? 1)He's dead. 2)HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA c&h

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Owl." "Interrupting Owl who?"

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roses are red FACT violets are blue FACT this ryhm is boring how about you FACT

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Did you hear about the kid napping? They found his body in a ditch.

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Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

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Q:What's the greatest part about having sex with twenty five year old girls? A: There's 20 of them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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