George Bush.

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What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

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Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You can't - elephants are too big to fit in fridges. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You can't, see above. If there is a raging fire in the jungle, which animal will survive? Most likely the parrots and other birds, as they can fly away.

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knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

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Doctor, I keep imagining Doctors. *hayball rolls*

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a boy fell in mud... a kid took a bath with bubbles... bubbles was the girl next door!

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How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

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A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

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Women's rights

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how big is the moon? why the hell are you asking me?...dumbass.

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Wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door.

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why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

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What's the difference between a dead black man in the road, and a dead dog in the road? One is a human being that probably leaves behind family and friends that will miss his absence. The other is an animal that will also be missed, but to a lesser degree since dogs don't form a bond with people other than the family it shared its life with. In either of the two cases, if I witnessed the accident that caused the death, I would promptly notify the authorities so as to make sure that the driver of the vehicle that hit them would be subjected to a breathalyzer test.

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Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

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what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

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Nickelback

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

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My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son of a B**ch.

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What do you call a cat up a tree in a party hat? A cat up a tree with a party hat

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Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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On a scale of Voldemort to Nigel Thornberry, how large is your nose?

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