How do you know when there's a terrorist in an airport? There's a camel in the parking lot.

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Where did the Smith family spend their weekend together? At the father's funeral.

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Get off my porch.

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Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

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Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

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Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? The Holocaust is not an idea of the slightest humor at all. Millions of innocent civilians were slaughtered, millions more were sent to brutal concentration camps where they would fight for a crumb of food on the ground and get terribly punished for it, and live their whole lives in pain, torture, and starvation, millions more were sent to concentration camps then murdered, and millions of people, including children were left without family or anywhere to live. On top of that, their whole lives they were mistreated for their differences, and never got to live up to their dreams because of this horrifying event. It left the world in shock for years after, and scars of the event still live on in present-day families whose ancestors were harmed in the Holocaust. The terrible memory of it will never leave this Earth.

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why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face. Why was the little girl sad? Because it was her frog.

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There was this cat, and he was walking down this long road, knowing a dog lived on 45 lake avenue. So the cat was very careful while walking by that house so the dog and his diqqas wouldnt chase the cat, named pat. So like a rogue in the arathi basen lodge, he made his way over the stone wall and ran as quickly as he could through the muddy path of dirt. This cat was also swagged out of control, so he had mad bitches. That is where Pat was heading....... to his mad bitches. He had never met these bitches, but bought them offline on a p0rn website that said he would become the man if he purchased the mad hot bitches. When he found the bitches, he shit himself. The bitches were female dogz. if you read this whole paragraph, a fraction of your soul has been ripped out of you. UMAD? ˜´??

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How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? A rape victim.

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Your mother is a stupid bitch. For real.

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Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

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Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

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Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

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whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

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Jesus walks into a church only to be touched inappropriately.

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What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

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So a Moose walks into this store, and walks up to the lady bitch, and he goes "Hey, lady bitch, where the potatoes?" So the lady bitch goes "Heheh, their in aisle 5." So the moose goes down aisle 5, and there aint no potatoes.

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Why is a Wesley a black man ? He licks tuna

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What did the Muslim have under his hood of his car? A V-8 engine.

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Why is Osama bimladin dead? Because he was a threat to American for many years, and someone finally found him and killed him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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