Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell.

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Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

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Humpty the extreme sized grenade fell off the wall. The universe is now in little pathetic bits.

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A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

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What's similar between a flamingo and a rhino? They're both pink...except the rhino

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what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

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Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Why did the man starve to death? He had no food.

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Why was the guy shot? He was a soldier in World War 2. Lots of people were shot.

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How do you make a dead baby float? -you take your foot off its head.

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Q: What do you do when your friend tells you he murdered someone? A: Call the police.

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What do you call 10 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call 1000 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call the population of black people on the moon? A huge problem

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I hate you.

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Why are Pine trees green? Because light reflects at different wavelengths, and the chlorophyll, found in chloroplasts, being abundant in the needles of pine trees, Reflect the correct wavelength for green.

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A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

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how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

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Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

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Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom...

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What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

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