Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

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Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

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Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

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What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

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What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

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THe Election

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The Police The Police who? We're sorry Ma'am your son has died in a car accident... --------- Knock Knock! Who's there? Not your son

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What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

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justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

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Why did the mouse cross the road, and then go down it? It tried to get cheese on the other side, but got hit by a SUV and was stuck to the wheels. The rat on the wheel goes "Squish, Scratch,, Mush........

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what did the gay guy get for his birthday aids

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What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

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A man went into a bakers to buy a loaf of bread. The baker said 'What can i do for you sir?' The man said 'Id like a loaf of blue bread please.' Baker replied 'Sorry sir we only sell brown or white here.' 'Thats ok.' said the man, 'I have my bike outside.' [This joke was made up by myself and my school friends in 1975 age 15. We all told it for years - i still do - and cried with laughter whenever we heard it. We called them non jokes :-) ]

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How come the blind black guy couldent read because he is dead

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

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What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

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What do you call 10,000 black men with their heads sticking out of the ground? Afro-turf

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A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?" The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?" The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch." A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money, I forgot what happens right but it wasn't that funny anyway

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Chuck Norris

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What's the same about a crouton and a pencil case? Both are used for dirty things, such as shoe tying.

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What do you call a black guy who is a lifeguard An African American male who puts his safety before others

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How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was arrested by the ASPCA and PETA for letting the chicken run free near a horribly busy road

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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