i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

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Knock knock Come in

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Today, my doctor discovered I had a tumor in my brain the size of a walnut. FML.

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

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I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

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Slavery lol

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Yo mums so fat she went on a diet.

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What is brown and sticky?

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Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

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Ps: Its "Cain" again, just for matters of security here, how did he install power wires under the basement? How are you even able to use your computer over there?

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Ask if I'm a aardvark. Are you a aardvark? Yes.

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Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

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Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

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Why did the black man have sex with the white woman? Because they were married.

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Poop

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What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

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What starts with f and end in uck Firetruck

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Rock mattress.

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yo mamas so fat... she's a map on call of duty

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What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

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what do you get when you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientists a mutant chicken

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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WELCOME TO THE SECRET BEYOND THE SIXTH SENSE! 1, Sound 2. sight 3.touch 4.Smell 5.Taste. 6.Balance? :(

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