Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because the walk sign said to

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What's pink and when you press a button it turns red? A baby in a blender. What's pink and when you hit it against the wall sounds metallic? A baby with two forks stuck in its eyes.

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What did the T-rex say to the elephant? i like bananas

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A baby seal walks in to a club

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What is the difference between a baby and a rat? I don't have a rat in a cage

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The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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womens rights

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

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an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

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what did one caterpillar say to another caterpillar? let's be butterflies

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How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? A car crash.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your spouse is in hospital.

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a horse is a horse. of course of course....unless its a cow

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What do you call a car with no wheels or engine? Immobile

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Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

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A man walks into a bar

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What is the difference between Chuck Norris and a frog one wears pants and the Chuck Norris doesn't.

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Youre in your car, and you stop at a light you see a home less person holding a sign that says "Home less and hungry, anything helps." You ask if they want a box of cereal, "No thanks." They replied, you ask why not? "Well, I really just want to go to the movies."

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Why couldn't the orphans go on the field trip? Their parents couldn't sign the permission slip.

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A lion and a cheetah raced each other and the cheetah won Lion: "man you're a cheetah!" Cheetah: "no you're lion!" Then the cheetah tears off the lions head and feeds it to their babies

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Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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