why do elephants drink so much? to try to forget.

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I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

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Wanna hear a joke? Obamacare.

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roses are red but violets are definately violet what retard made this rhyme

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

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What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

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Three black men go to the basketball courts one day hoping to play some ball. On the way there they see a homeless man with a sign that says "Homeless. Anything will help." However, since they were on there way to play ball, none of them found it necessary to bring cash, thus resulting in them walking by the homeless man without giving him any money.

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Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

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Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

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It's not just me bomber, Kane Aodhan and kevin are all posting stuff too so SBB!!!

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antonio has a penis head.lol

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Where does the king keep his armies? In a variety of military barracks and bases situated around his kingdom where they are ready to be deployed for combat or peacekeeping operations.

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i'm an inbred jew - Barras

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

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Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because seven, eight, nine.

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yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Well neither has he.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "How'd you open the door?"

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How many dull people does it take to replace a lightbulb? One.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Getting your balls chopped off by a maniac on LSD.

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A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

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A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

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