Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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A jewish man walks into a bar because he was thirsty.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Sgt. Richard, here... your son was raped many times by Iranian soldiers, then forced to make love to many goats and had his limbs chopped off.. he will never be able to walk, talk or poop without assistance again. OH MY GOD, NO!.. WHY!!! Haha just kidding mam, he stepped on a landmine and died.

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What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

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What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

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A man walks into a bar. He goes up to the Bar Tender and says, "Hit me with all you got!" The bar tender then ducks down under the bar out of sight. He comes back up with a sledge hammer and viciously murders the man. Blood spews everywhere and many others are brutally murdered shortly afterwards. :)

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what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

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A seal walks into a club.

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Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

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What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. *Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter*

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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Why can't Abraham Lincoln tell a lie? Because he's dead.

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A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.

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What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

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karn chevalier

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What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

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I got on a bus, and immediately found that sitting on a bus is boring. I will never climb on top of a bus again.

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What is the difference between a Mexican man and a bench? The Mexican man is a human being, thus being sentient and able to partake in social activities, such as receiving education, meeting people, getting a job, raising a family, and getting somewhere in life. The bench cannot do anything. It is inanimate and is meant to be sat on.

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what will you never loose if you play world of warcraft your verginity

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knock knock whos there !!!!!.....WE.....ARE.......SPARTANSSSS.....!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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