whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping out of a plane? A world record sky diving group, and an improbably large aircraft.

A neutron walks into a bar. He orders a drink and ponders why his mother gave him the name, "A neutron."

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? a pizza doesn't yell when it goes into an oven

Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

why did the kid get chemotherapy? because he had cancer

Do you know what a third world bathroom smells like? Crap

What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

What's big, and fat? Well, duh an elephant.

What's better than being rich? Not living in Kenya.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? She didn't, women belong in the kitchen.

How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

why was the carrot sad? it was stuck in an antelopes anus

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

Knock Knock Who is it? Me, I forgot my keys on the way out oh ok...

Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

Always put punctuation at the end of your sentence

how do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? throw a mars bar off a cliff!

Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. The female body inspectors? No, the female bawdy inspectors.

Justin

when life throws you lemons your an idiot because it wont

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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