Whats so bad about all the black people in the world dying? The police would be out of a job.

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A blind man walks into a bar and a table and a lady....

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what does nike and the kkk have in common? Nothing as one is a brand of clothing ie;shoes, hoodies, etc. while the other is a racist cult formed in the 19th century which persecuted african americans.

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A man who was not blind, but could not see, walks around a metal bar, and proceeds to the bar, where he walks into the door without opening it first

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A Jew walks into a bar. He quickly works on treating the injuries he had received from hitting his head against the bar when he had walked into it.

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Q: whats worse than a Muslim? A: a Jew

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You're momma's so fat, she's got high cholesterol.

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Guess what What

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telling real jokes on anti-joke is a form of anti jokes

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What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

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What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

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What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

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(Insert short question here) (Insert long semi-irrelevant answer here)

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Potato

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Who is best known for causing the Mt. St. Helens Eruption, The World Series Earthquake, and The Asian Tsunami in 2004? According to insurance companies, God.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

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What do a rubix cube and a penis have in common? The more you play with it the harder it gets.

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

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civil rights

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