when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

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A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

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Moderately entertaining story, friend.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is created to be used by multiple people for sitting down or other forms of rest, and does not have consciousness or the complex body systems of humans and other animals.

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When life gives you lemons, you are most likely in the fruit section of the grocery store.

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What's wrong with the beetles? They suck dick

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*Ring* *Ring* Bartender : Hello? Stranger:Is Mike Hunt their? Bartender: Mike Hunt! Is Mike Hunt here?! Mike Hunt: Oh thank god! I've been anticipating this phone call for a while now! I've been stranded here for hours and my wife's been killed and the killer is still out there!

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What is the name of the mermaid on the Starbucks logo? No one knows, she ran away many years ago of shame. It's undiscovered why.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Q: What did Hellen Keller say to the pizza delivery man A: Stop raping me.

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knock, knock who's there owls owls who thats right owls who

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Did u know that 10/10 people die?

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Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

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What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

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A dog walks into a bar and succumbs to heartworm.

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A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

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A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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