In 1843 when Man invented the moon, people set sail on ironclad ships to lands that sold items that weren't for sale in similar such stores in other lands not reachable by ironclad ships or dirigibles as they became known once they changed form completely and were a differentobject entirely and of no use for water transport. That's when the real revolution in telecommunications began, the truck drivers would use CB radios as early as 1287 and 1276 in Canada. the CB radio enabled the users to order pizza and develop symbiotic relationshiops with canvas. Amongst other things.

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whats the difference between justin beiber and a gay guy? both guys and girls like gay guys

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Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

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Chickens want to live in a world where they arent judged for cossing a road ......... K?

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Probably just one.

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I Have a Black Friend

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What did the man say to the other man? yummmmm

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why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

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Roses are red Violets are penis

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How much did the Holla Cost?

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Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

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You know your in deep shit when you hit somebody in the head with a 2 by 4 and they dont go down.

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Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

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What's that Lassie? Timmy fell in the well again? And you couldn't care less because the stupid kid never looks where he's going?

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what happened to the polish man that was running late for work he got their late apparantly

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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Knock, Knock!! Who's there?! The Police!! Open the f*cking door and get down on your knees.

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How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas ? Cancer

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ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

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SPAMS!!!

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Why did the man not go to church? He was an atheist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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