Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

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Hey, wanna here a dirty joke? A pig fell in mud.

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An astronaut, a nun and a fireman walk into a bar. They all order something to drink as they have all had a busy day.

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Why did the teenager commit suicide? Because he was constantly being bullied in school, which caused him to be depressed. Days later he found out that his mother had breast cancer and was most likely not going to survive.

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A man walks into a bar. He had to leave promptly because he, according to the law, was too young to be served alcohol.

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A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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Why did the boy kill his father? Because he was molesting him.

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What happened to the deaf, dumb, and blind kid? I don't know. Niether does he.

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What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up you retarded poet!

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drew edminstin is a rat

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what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

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Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

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Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

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Why did the kid hide under the table? There was an earthquake.

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Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

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Why did the Jew run across the road? To get to the other side.

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This is a joke only for males: Walk into any semi busy public restroom. Stand at the urinal for about 30 seconds to a minute acting as though you cannot find your penis. Make sure you have the attention of at least 2 other urinators and then exclaim quite loudly "I can't find it!" then walk out.

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How do you make a little girl cry?

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What happens when you turn back time? You get "emit."

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If Jim lives in north carolina, what does that make his dad's brother? Black

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Knock Knock whose there? child abuse...

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