Why was a small girl found dead in the town park? Because Sallie was a bitch and deserved to die.

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

A man walks into a bar gets drunk passes out then goes to rehab because he has a problem

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

Why did the Asian guy's condom slip? Because the condom was put on the opposite way.

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

a fat man walks into a bar and gets laughed at because his shoes are untied

Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

Why did little nancy call the police? Because her dad beats her toaster up.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

A duck walks into a bar *************************** Later that day the homeless man had duck for dinner.

Why are fat people fat? Because they like food.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

Jovan

Why couldn't little Sally fall asleep? She was on fire.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

What is 33 + 1? Penis

Thumbs this up

That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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