Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from its imminent death. It was being chased by a dog with a shark's head and chainsaws for legs. It was only delaying the inevitable.

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World Peace

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side... But he got hit by a car instead, Life is full of disappointments

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What happened to the guy that stuck his finger up his asshole? It felt GOOOOOOODD

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whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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really desperate to get laid guy gives out phone number in random places 5802352343 :D

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? -You can research and find several similarities and differences, but I will not go into detail about them.

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

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What did Anne Frank say to the German Officer? Nothing. She had to keep quiet in a cramp attic in order to survive.

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"An alcohol walks into a man. He is a family and is destroying the bar." Says the drunk man to the bartender who wrote it on Anti-joke.com.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? No one OK???? BYE, BYE U still there? Yeah Umm . . . ?

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How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

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What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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Who row's? •Liam Findlay

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What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

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- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

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How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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God

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What what In the butt

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You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

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