Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

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What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

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Whats the difference between a circle and a peace sign? Three lines!

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

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Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

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Do you know what would happen if you were to like this Anti-Joke? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... I would get another like.

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Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherf***ing snakes on that motherf***ing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

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Good question, probably because I cannot get enough focus to "put a spell" on anyone because of my allergy, I use "autocast" for the rest. "Put a spell" I have not heard that since I was 14, that's really oldschool, and kinda geeky, back then it was code talk... Which is also geeky unless it actually serves a good purpose. AAAND... I served my mandatory time in the army as a minesweeper, we got attacked by fucking allies because of a... Yeah, I killed, people on our same team, still bad people, they offed about everybody else until I showed up, long story short, yeah I offed four of them, but that's like ten years ago.. My turn, you really got a crush on me dont you?

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one time there was a fukc then it taked a shat potated pancocks cancer is fuCk 18 why did the cock cross the choad? fUcK

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

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yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

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How did the Jew escape being put in the gas chamber? He killed himself.

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Random link time! http://www.booksie.com/thrillers/novel/declan_mckimm/pure-evil

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why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

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what is worse then breaking on arm breaking two arms what is worse then breaking two arms the holocaust what is then the holocaust Obama care.

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One day Satan, approached his dad and said: DADDY I love you so much, I want to be just like you! That story did not end up so well did it?

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How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

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A young man read a book. He then went back to the library to return the book, but got killed in a car crash on the way there.

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