what did the chinese man say to the other asian? he said ??????

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How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

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Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms! Knock knock! Who'z there? Not Suzy.

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Why did the train crash? Because the conductor was a cucumber.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

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why did kyle and jake have sex? Because they were gay.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

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What's worse than getting a flat tire on a date? getting one while rushing your dying grandfather to the hospital.

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What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

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justin littleton. nuff said

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

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Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted tobe cool, But I look like you

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

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How do you drown a fish? You can't , it is physically Impossible to drown a fish. because they have gills, so they are able to breathe underwater.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Waht do chinease people and gambling machines have in common? They both say chink chink chink chink chink chinck

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Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

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SteVen Hawking wals into a bar

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Probably 5

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