- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

What's worse than failing your midterms? Child abuse.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" and the duck says "Quack". The bartender is then promptly fired and committed to the nearest mental institution for thinking that ducks can talk and order beer.

a person who will soon die of beeties

What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, And I'm blind.

"I have some pretty bad news for you, but to ease into it, I will try to work it into a conversation." -Alright Doctor, let's try that." "Hey, how are you feeling today?" -"I feel great!" "That's odd, because you have leukemia..."

How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

what is the difference between Stephani and a whale? A whale is skinnier... get the harpoonns

Why did the girl run over the road? Her buttons rolled to the other side! (From a book called... Al-capone does my shirts) (Natilie)

why did the kid cross the road he didnt he had no legs

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Nock Nock. Whose there? The chicken.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

why did i come to this site i was doing a school easy about the anti-apartheid movement

What did one prisoner on death row say to the other? Can you please clean off the seat when you're done? I'd like to die in my own urine.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get mowed down by a tractor

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

Chuck Norris. I'm Done. That's my joke.

A guy walks into a bar what does he say? OW.

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