What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

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Ay Bee Cee Dee Ey Ef Gee Haych Eye Jay Kay El Em En Ow Pee Queue Our Es Tee You Vee Doubleyou Ex Why Zed Now you know your ABC, come along and sing with me!

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Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven has an extra penis.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm color blind.

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How many black men can you fit into a mini? Five One in the drivers seat. One in the passenger seat. And three in the back seats. Anymore would be both dangerous and impractical due to the small interior volume of the car, and it would also put a significant strain on the cars limited engine power. Especially when tackling a steep incline.

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GINGER PEOPLE

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A man walks into a bar, and says to the bartender, "Do you know where the library is located?" The bartender describes to him that the closest library is three blocks down, next to the red brick building with a green roof.

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Whats plastic and little boys turn it on? A game cube, and Michael Jackson. Well maybe not anymore since hes dead...

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Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

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Yo mama is so hot that she needed to lower the temperature

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When's the worst time to use skin moisturizer? When you're a burn victim.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the retard's house *knock knock* who's there? the chicken

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A guy hit his elbow. Judaism.

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What is worse than the Holocaust? a Michael Bay movie

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what's black and blue and has red all over it? A dead body ^_^

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2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

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How many dead babies can you fit in a cooler? 5. using a blender to puree` = 9

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Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

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What is worse than finding a dead mouse in your loaf of bread? A lot of things since you were able to sue the bread company for tens of thousands of dollars.

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Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A: The dead baby was once alive, while the ferrari couldn't possibly have lived since it's a car and cars are inanimate objects.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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