Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

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have you tasted chocolate flavoured slurpee? no. i haven't either

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How can you tell that your friend just had sex with a blonde? The girl he just had sex with has blonde hair.

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Nobody knows why she swallowed the fly, she probably won't die.

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What's the difference between a cow and a fat person. Nothing

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oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

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A frog walked into a bar. Except by frog I meant Frenchman, and by bar I meant English pub. The Englishmen in the bar kill the Frenchman in a display of territoriality.

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Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

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A cow was very inconveniently standing in the middle of a golf course. An alligator dragged the cow into a swamp. The cow dies

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What do you call a black pilot? A niigger

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

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whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

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what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

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the bible

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what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

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Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

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why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

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A man walks into a bar, He is a severe alcoholic and is slowly drowning himself in booze. The man exits the bar after several hours of heavy drinking and walks home. He enters his home to discover a man in bed with his wife. After the first ten seconds of paralyzing rage, he grabs a .44 Magnum and brutally murders his wife and her bed mate. The man realizes he has woken up his two month old, and after thinking of the horrible act he has committed, he promptly raises the pistol to his temple and pulls the trigger. Oh, I almost forgot, the man was schizophrenic and has never been married.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws. Because they have razor sharp edges and can slice through flesh very easily, posing a potential threat if possessed by a violent person.

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Christopher Reeve walks into a room.

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Your mom is so...wonderful.

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A man walks into a bar and gets drunk. He then goes home and proceeds beating his many wives in a drunken fit of rage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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