Knock Knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? Steve Johnson, and I'm legally obligated to inform you that I'm a sex offender.

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How do you fit an elephant into a car? You can't. Unless it's a baby elephant. You would probably also need a convertible with the top down.

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whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food there.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both fruit. Except the elephant.

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a Polar bear in an Igloo.

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Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

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How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

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What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

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Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

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Why was the boy sad? He had just had his legs amputated and will never walk again.

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What do you get when you cross a muslim and a mexican? i don't know, i just thought that this would make an interesting question.

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Mark Wilson

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di you hear about the man that got his whole left side cut off? no well he died

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What's worse than sitting in a car that's steered by a woman? Sitting in an airplane steered by a suicidal pilot.

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My brownie is so warm and squishy. You know what else is warm and squishy? Freshly killed babyies

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Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

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Why did he die? He was sick.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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WHY DO IDIOTS RIGHT STUPID JOKES BECAUSE THEY HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH THERE LIVES.

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