What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad seen that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

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A man walks into a bar, and orders a drink. He reaches into his back pocket, but cannot find his wallet. The man was pick pocketed by a skilled thief on his walk to the bar. The man quickly makes calls to cancel his credit cards and minimize the financial loss.

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JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

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whats worse then biting into a worm and finding an apple??? getting raped up the butt by a giant tiger!

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There are two fish in a bathtub. One turns to the other and says "Could you please pass the soap?" The other one says "What do I look like to you, a typewriter?"

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Remember Y2K? That could have been bad.

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A recently engaged couple are having sex. The man finishes in just under 3 minutes as usual. The woman then says "I love you" because they've been together for over 2 years and they care for each other very deeply.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

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whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

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Racial Equality

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Roses are Gray. Violets are Gray. I am a Dog.

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Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

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What did the black man say to the latino man? Nothing he was far to busy trying to get a cab to his office meeting for his board of directors do not appreciate tardiness

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What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

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What is the pirate's favorite letter? Z.

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knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

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How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

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An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

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Why are some people so barbaric? Because some people are German.

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heat!

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Drowning.

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since when?

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OH NO, ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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