how many A.D.D. kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?lets go play!

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What do you call a black man? Black

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What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

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what has green paint and flies? a garbage truck

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Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

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Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

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What did the Lumberjack say before cutting down the tree? Nothing, it's his job.

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Why did the black man break a woman's ribs? Cardiovascular resuscitation is an emergency procedure often used outside of hospitals to revive unconscious individuals before medical professionals are able to intervene. Sometimes having your life saved comes at a cost.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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What do you call a black man who graduated med school? A doctor

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Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

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What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

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what do you call a dead baby in a blender? child abuse

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

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What's the worlds best ice cream? Well overall I opinion is that because but I believe down to the but don't forget to mention that chocolate ice cream plays a huge however to flip the argument moreover I find it absurd that on the plus side four sides to tell the truth I wouldn't know to summarize the argument whereas to differ I would my final point is that Chocolate Ice cream is nice.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What's worse than having no coffee at the office? Looking out the window on the 100th floor and seeing the cockpit of a Boeing 767.

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My uncle Magnus and my Aunty Agnus had a baby and named it.............Death.

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why did the car drive off the cliff? The driver was a potato...

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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A woman walks into a bar and orders a pint of ale. "Are you a Lesbian?", joked the barman. "Yes", replied the woman.

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A man walks into a bar and asks for 6 vodka shots. The bartender looks at him in a strange manner. The man quickly downs all 6 of the vodka shots. The bartender looks at the man and says "Jeepers mate, whats the celebration?" The man replies "Well mate, first blow job today" The bartender in a kind gesture says "Here you go mate, next one is one me" while pouring another shot. The man respectfully replies, "No thanks mate, if 6 didn't get the taste away, im sure 7 won't"

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