A man went to the doctor, complaining about not feeling well after dancing the night before. The doctor quickly rushed to the surgeon to get ready for the liver transplant that had to take place.

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There was an Irishman and an Australian who walked into a bar. There was also an American, who didn't. Why didn't the American walk into the bar? He was a midget.

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What is yellow and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono.

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Knock, Knock! Who's There? Your neighbor, I found your lost cat! Oh thanks!

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Who's gay and has buttsex? Dan.

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Roses are red Violets are blue this poem makes no sense Potato

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A homeless person dies.

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A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

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penis

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When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just two, but I'd like to know how they got in there.

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THERES AN APP FOR ANTI JOKES ? now thats not funny !

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Hearpin my durp

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A man walks into a crowded bar and orders a beer. The bartender doesn't hear him due to the background noise of everyone talking and the man has to repeat his order.

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Get in the Batmobile.

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Three men of different race and religion are on a plane; they enjoy their flight, and two of them have a good meal with no pork. Thirty years later, two of the men share the same flight, but failed to even recognize each other on the first.

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Why the girl fell from the swing? cause she had no arms

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What happens when you eat all the strawberries? They are GONE...

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saftey torch you can out it on the porch. saftey torch put it in the hallway. saftey torch scare the monsters away. saftey torch that'll be 50 bucks.

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Did you hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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S: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? P: They can chuck wood.

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What's 9 plus 10? 19

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A bloke walks into a bar. He doesn't say 'ouch' because it was a public house and not a hard surfaced object as you may have thought initially

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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