Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

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When did the black man go to the pharmacy and why ? His wife , for whom he cared very much , had a cold and he had to get her prescription for her . On top of that , he had a horrible problem problem with painkillers that caused him to have an aneurysm on the way there .

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

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Why did the Mexican go to the food marke To get some food.

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how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

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1: Knock knock. 2: Who's there? 1: Boo. 2: Please do come on in Boo, its so lovely to see you!

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Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

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What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

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but there is a road to the super market

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My sister has to take a dump

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Mum: Black or white iPod? Her Son: Black Please, it'll run faster.

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"Knock, knock!" "Who's there?" "The police." "'The police', who?" "Sir, come out of your domicile with your hands up and no weapons present. You've just gone to an orphanage and massacred almost every nun who's worked there for almost five years. Not only that, but your son has also contracted AIDS from his previously lesbian girlfriend whom she has lost her mother too in the orphanage accident you've just caused."

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An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

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the jokes are repetitive on this site

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Why does Susie fall off the swing? I shot her in the head with a pistol.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

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Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

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A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

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A girl walks into a supermarket. She picks up a banana, a can of soup, and a loaf of bread. She then walks up to the cash register to pay. The cashier looks at her and the items she has and says, "I can tell you're single." She smiles and responds, "How do you know that?" He says, "Because you're ugly."

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my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

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What's the difference between Dick Cheney and Obama? When Obama shoots someone in the face it's bin Laden.

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Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

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You mamma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her!

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Q:Do you know why Jesus would not be a good goalkeeper? A:Because he never played football

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