Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

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Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? punch her in the dick.

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-Knock Knock. -Come in.

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Q. What is the answer to life? A. 34

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As friend of mine recently told me that he knew my deepest darkest secret. When I asked him what it was, he said that I was too emotionally unstable, and that I would never be ready to settle down. I killed him.

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What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

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What's the difference between an orange? Mooses don't like to wear sweater-vests.

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Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

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o | ,'~'. / \ | ____|_ | '___,,_' .----------------. | ||(o |o)| ( KILL ALL HUMANS! ) | ------- ,----------------' | _____| -' \ '####, ------- /________\ ( ) |) '_ ' ,------|\ _ /_ / | |_\ || /_ /| | o| _\ _|| /_ / | | |\ _\____//' | ( ( | | | (_,_,_,____/ \ _\ | ------| \ _\|_________| \ _\ \__\\__\ |__| |__||__| ||/__/ |__||__| |__||__| |__||__| /__)/__) /__//__/ /__//__/ /__//__/. .' '. '. (_kOs____)____)

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Why did the father beat his daughter? To alleviate stress.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

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what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

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Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

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What cheese is not yours? The one that you didn't buy.

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What's the difference between Mike Tyson and Anna Nicole Smith? Mike Tyson's not dead.

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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