What do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? A Cog

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Did you hear why the peanut got arrested by walking next to another peanut? One got a-salt-ed

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What do you call a white guy with a taller black woman? A man in a deeply committed relationship.

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she knew there would be quaffles!

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens live on farms.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If I Had A Brick I Would Throw It At You

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a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar... they sit down, have a deep and meaningful conversation about theism, and don't really drink anything.

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whats harder than watching a dog get hit by a bus? my boner..

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Police. Your family is dead...

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What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a bus.

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A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

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How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

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What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

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Q:How many prostitutes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two

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What worse than the holocaust? Danny's.

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Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

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What do you do if you see a man on the street with a pineapple up his bum? Take him to the hospital to have the pineapple removed professionally. It could be potentially dangerous for his health.

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What happened to the little kid who went surfing? Answer: he gOt eaten by a shark

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Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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have you ever tasted ethiopian food? ..... neither have they

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Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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