i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

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What do you call a building full of Mexicans? JAIL.

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What is the differnce between a baby and a watermelon??? One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon

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Little Timmy walks up to the teacher during class and asks "Can i use the restroom?" The teacher says "I don't know, CAN you?" Little Timmy says "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

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scenario: 12 men in bikinis throwing snowballs at each other in Africa. Question: Who ate all the world's giant pears? Answer: It was an allergy to noses!!

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What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

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How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

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Nickleback walks into a bar..... There isn't a punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

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why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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Kevin was very nervous going into his job interview. So he pretended he was a salad and ate himself.

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Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

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The joke below was so funny I forgot to laugh.

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What did the jerk say to the Mexican? You are a Mexican

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An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

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what's yellow, dirty, and looks like a potato? a potato

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What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

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kennah campion... being nice

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What did the lamp say to the pencil? Nothing. Lamps and pencils are inanimate objects and are also non sentient so therefore are incapable of talking or listening or having any emotions.

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Its a long story, I got two balance nerves, I technically got four ear drums (relax you cant see it nor anything,neither can doctors without weird unpleasant stuff), I got about twice the number of synapses as regular people, and well, that makes me pretty damn good at some things, and a total retard at others.

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poo

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What do you call Michael? A homosexual person who is nice, however he is still gay.

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Q: Why can't Carl drive? A: Carl is a stone

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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