What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

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im dylan, i wank over teabaging people on cod

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your moms so fat she has a heart attack when she walks to the pantry.

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What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

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Me: "Dad! Can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: "Poof! You are now a sandwich."

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

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Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

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ask me if i am a tree. no.

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What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends. How hard can you throw?

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Why did the milkman wear a white belt? To keep his pants up.

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yo mama so fat that the doctor asked for her weight not her phone number!

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Every time you log on to a porn site, somewhere a panda cub explodes. BOYCOTT PORNOGRAPHY. SAVE THE PANDAS.

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javascript:alert("your own");

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Chuck Norris' balls were so big that he went to the doctor to get them checked on and it was discovered that he had testicular cancer.

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Knock. Knock Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your best friend.

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Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

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When did the black man go to the pharmacy and why ? His wife , for whom he cared very much , had a cold and he had to get her prescription for her . On top of that , he had a horrible problem problem with painkillers that caused him to have an aneurysm on the way there .

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

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Why did the Mexican go to the food marke To get some food.

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