- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

What do a comb and a guitar have in common? Neither of them can climb trees.

Why was Hitler a bad person? He killed himself.

What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

Advice from a pro: Don't be a faggot

Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

Your Mother

Q: If you see a gipsy drowning, what will you throw him?! A: His family.

Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

How much wood would a woodchuck chu... Forget this, this is overused.

What's the difference between a man and a woman? One has a penis, and one has a vagina.

why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

How did the girl get her Mardi Gras beads? She purchased them at a reasonable price from a party store.

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

What's the difference between cat and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other is a watermelon.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

"It smells like Up dog in here." "How do you know what the dog from the movie "Up" smells like? It's computer-animated and not real." "I...I think I have a brain tumor..."

Wha....You probably shouldnt read the rest of this because i lie a lot (This joke deserves lots of thumbs and comments!)

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

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