The racist uncle went to attend his nieces bat-mitzvah. Although he is racist, he is smart enough to not speak his mind, for he is in a temple, and may offend many people at the service.

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What does a grandmas vagina taste like? Depends.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

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If Michelle rides her bike at 15 mph for 20 minutes and Erik rides his bike at 20 mph for 12 minutes, why is Michelle not in the kitchen?

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Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

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What do you call a girl with no arms or legs on the beach? Sandy What do you call that girl tossed into the water? Sandy Duncan

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Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

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A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

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What do you get when an elephant and a pig have baby? Nothing, mating between animals must take place between animals of the same species, thus making it impossible to cross these two animals

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What do you call a Mexican with a Green Card? A hard working American Citizen

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When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet with his great grandmother who got rushed to hospital due to having an epileptical seizure and is in life threatning conditions.

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Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

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An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

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why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

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Q: What did the German say to the Jew? A: Guten Tag.

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your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

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Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

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Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

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Why are so many children obese? Because they eat to much and they are not physically active enough

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What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

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make me a sandwich!

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