Woman rights.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He stepped on a piece of a shattered bottle from a bar fight. Don't worry, though, it was just a little cut and he felt fine after a few beers.

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

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A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What do you get when you mix red and blue? Gang violence.

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Knock, Knock? Who's there? Its Gilly.

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What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

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What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

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You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

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Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

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Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

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If Steve has 5 apples and gives Jenny 2, it is obvious they aren't eating oranges.

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What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

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What is white and can fly? A fridge that can't fly.

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A man walks into a bar, he then gets a giant bump on his head as he passes out and is rushed to the hospital.

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Why was Sally crying She got a high five In the face With a chair

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What Happens when you shoot a deer? It's Dead

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what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

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What's the funniest thing about the holocaust? Nothing it wasn't a joke

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How did the blond become a lawyer? She didnt. After many years of collage and studying, she broke down and quit, and became a stripper.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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