Knock Knock Whose there? Ben Dover Come in

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Daniel G. Likes to perve on the boys in the locker room. Change quick guys!

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Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

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there once was a time before bonerss it sucked it sucked real bad like that kid who never washes his gym closes bad Mason Manning JLR

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Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped after getting raped.

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How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

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While driving at night, a man accidently runs down a young child. Devastated, he runs out of the car and begins to break down. He screams up at the sky "Why God? Why?". And God says nothing, because he's not real.

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What is more funny than 8 babies in 1 bin? 1 baby in 8 bins.

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Why did the man drop his glasses? His hand was sweaty.

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How many dead babies can you fit in my car? None, I don't allow anyone to put dead babies in my car.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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my dick is like a bridge. i dont know why.

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oh hi, i'm an idiot, i mean mitt romney

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My favorite color is Ham. And I can count to Potato.

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Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

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Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

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How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

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What's the deal with airline food? It's nourishing matter that sustains life, provides energy, and promotes growth distributed by flight attendants.

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What's worse then the WNBA? Nickelback.

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What's the difference between a McDonald's and Michael Jackson? One is a fast FOOD restaurant, while the other likes having sex with little boys.

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knock knock whos there the game _______I LOST THE GAME_______

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Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Never mind

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