what did the beaver so to the rattle snake? snap your bagles

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

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Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

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What did the retard say to the other retard? *(incoherent gibberish)*

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Whats more painful than falling onto a sharp stone? Suffering the loss of your mother and newborn brother in a tragic car accident on your birthday.

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why did the chicken cross the street? ... ... ... oh... come on, ask why!

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What do we want? Chips!! When do we want them? Chips

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What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

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My son made a tree fort, it burned down.

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Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

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Why did the jew go to the doctors? Because he had a severe headache.

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what happen to covietz when he licked his balls? nothing he likes the taste

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what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

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why did those sick people do 2 girls 1 cup? me and my sister got bores.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

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What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

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Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

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Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

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What do you call a black airman? A pilot!

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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How do you break up a fight between two blacks I have ADD and Im proud of it

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What's black, white and red and can't turn round in corridors? A nun with a spear through her head

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What do an elephant and grapes have in common? They both have a trunk...except for the grapes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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