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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzy's neck hurt? Because it was broken

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

Why did the boy have no friends? Because he was autistic.

What's brown and sticky? Poop

what is poop in pee? bagel thins? tuesday.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

What's worse than getting a F on your History test? The millions of children around your age that cannot even afford to go to school, most likely because they live in a third world country.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know but you're a sick person even thinking about it.

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually 6 wasn't afraid of 7 because numbers have are not living things, therefore have no consciousness or emotions, meaning that numerical digits can not have a fear or be afraid of another number.

Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

Why did the black man get pulled over by a cop? He was driving 12 miles over the speed limit.

Whats the difference between a 100 dead babies and a ferrari? One is an automobile and the other is a tragic reminder that SIDS is a serious and deadly problem.

Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its head.

A black man, a white man and an asian man jump off a building, which one will land first? Due to the equivalence principle, they will all land at the same time.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when the elephants were coming? Here come the elephants! What did Jane say when the elephants were coming? Here come the plums! (She was color blind.)

Why i Hate people. They are alive. The are breathing. The are near me.

What did the blind kid get for Christmas? A collection of braile children's reading books.

Knock knock. Who's there? Becca. I just found out i have aids, so you should probably get yourself checked out.

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