How do you make someone cry? Shit on them

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What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

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What happens if George Washington is still alive? World population increases by 1

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Why did the white comedian get booed off stage? Because his jokes were humorless and offensive.

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whats big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? a pool table

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

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Why does 1 + 1 = 2? ....seriously P

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why did your mum die young because she had canser

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A woman walks up to her man and asks him to take out the trash. He agrees and takes the trash out.

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Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

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What do you think about whats happening in the middle east right now? You're an idiot.

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Q: Why did the little boy have freckles? A: Heredity

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What did the black man do in the Italian Pub? He gave a 20% tip and couldn't have been more courteous.

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The Holocaust

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you know what ice cream's made out of, right? milk.

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Why did the girl jump? Because she was on a trampoline.

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Q:When a T- Rex walks into your house what does it mean? A: Your on pot, T-rex's are extinct

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why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

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WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

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In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

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Could switching to Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? Yes.

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Nero, its not that, people are leaving left and right, you where right when you told me that I was holding into the remains of a rotting corpse, the underground society is dead and money alone will never bring it back, but I got the funds and you the talent, is there nothing that can be achieved? You are a lawyer, you write novels, you live a family life, you work for who the hell knows what organization, is this what you traded your, or if I may say, our legacy for? I dont suspect you Nero, I am disappointed in you, part of me wishes you where a backstabber, rather than the one that just quit.

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Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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