- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

A man walks into a bar He is now in the emergency room suffering from deep lacerations to the forehead as well as a bloody nose.

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

What does a muslim do on a plane? Flies to his intended destination without causing a problem.

I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

A woman went outside for some fresh air.

jewish people like other jewish people.

Why are white people white? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are black people black? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are Mexicans so tan? Cuz they were in the sun too long at birth

What do you call a man hit by a bus? Dead

Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

Knock Knock . . . I'm coming in!

Yo mums so fat she went on a diet.

How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

What's worse than rain on your wedding day? You scheduling your wedding to be held on an aircraft carrier on december 7th 1941.

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

Q.What do you call a apple with a unibrow? A. A failed science experiment!!!

If you give a hobo a stick he might poke u with it

What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

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