What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

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A man walks into a bar. While he sits on a barstool, a man greets him politely, and they proceed with light conversation.

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Two guys walk into a bar. They have drinks, pay for them, then get into a car crash killing a mom and her daughter returning home from selecting a wedding dress. The wedding is canceled. Rate This Comment 0

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Segregation

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What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and deaf, so it wold be near impossible for her to do so without seriously injuring herself or another human being.

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Where do you send a Jew with ADD? A concentration camp.

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Sure, I like all kinds of Juice. -Apple Jews -Grape Jews -Orange Jews The list goes on,,,

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Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to rape him.

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Why do christians believe in God? Because believing in God is fundemental in their belief system; if they did not believe in God they simply wouldn't be christians. Muslims are in a similar predicament.

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Why did the woman drop her keys? She was being raped.

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How do Mexicans have sex? They get in bed, and the man puts his dick in his partner's vagina.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was staples to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure

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Why couldn't the elephant ride a bike? Because he had no thumbs...

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Q1:Why was the homeless man homeless? A1:He suffered from a series of mentally disabilitating diseases. From a young age these disabilities went unnoticed and untreated. They evolved to a level in which he believes he is god, therefore he throws fescues at passing automobiles. Q2:Why does the homeless man throw poo at cars? A2:See answer 1

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Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

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What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

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Paul and Steve, Siamese twins attached at the head, come to a fork in the road they are traveling. Paul wants to go left, while Steve wants to go right. They pause for a moment to figure out which direction would be the best choice for the both of them. They decide to go Paul's way, and as they continue to travel in silence, they try to imagine what life as a self-reliant individual would be like.

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Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

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Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

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What do you call some one in the middle of the ocean without a boat skrewed.

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