- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? It would probably be the court janitor who was responsible for that job, rather than the lawyers.

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

Your dad is so fat that he is on a diet.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a women.

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I got ran over

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

Q: What do you call a successful black person? A: A fictional character.

Three blondes walk into a bar...and have a nice evening, until one of them pulls out a gun and murders everyone at the bar, i think she was schizophrenic or something.

Why did the dog smile? It didn't. Humans are the only creatures on planet Earth capable of smiling, therefore, dogs are unable to smile.

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Take him out of the bath, make sure there is nothing they can hurt themselves on, put something soft under their head and loosen their clothing if it’s constricting their breathing.

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

Why did the jewish man pick up a nickel on the street? Because he understands the value of saving money.

emma: mat has a quick reaction time

Your mother smells so bad that if she were alive in 1919 she would most likely be outlawed in the Geneva Convention or at least banished from conventional warfare among nations that adhere to the restrictions imposed by such a document

A pregnant woman walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender refuses to give the woman alcohol because he acknowledges a health risk for her unborn child.

Your mama is so ugly that she tried out for America's Next Top Model and did not get in.

How do you make someone cry? Shit on them

What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

What happens if George Washington is still alive? World population increases by 1

Why did the white comedian get booed off stage? Because his jokes were humorless and offensive.

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