A black man killed someone

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What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

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Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

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Roses are red, Violets are BLACK!

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How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

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why did the girl fall of the swing someone threw a refrigerator at her

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What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

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Q: why does the fire breather hate his job A: his parents were burned to death MR

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Ebola

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Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

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An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

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Children + my basement + my finger = yes

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A scottish man having fun

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This joke isnt funny.

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hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

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What did Santa say to the prostitute? "Merry Christmas!"

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Q. How can you find true love? A. Google it...duh

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What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

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Knock knock.

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Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

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What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

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I found a new way to be condescending... Thats when you talk down to people.

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I hear Lebron has a new phone. He has it on silent all the time. It's because he doesn't want to disturb anyone around him while they prepare for important games in which he will be an indispensable part of, especially during the 4th quarters of the NBA Finals.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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