there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

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Your mums so stupid. She bought an apple for 35p even though the shop across the road sells them for 34p

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A blonde woman with her son are in walmart , as they approach the food and beverage section , they see a mexican man looking at the eggs. The man asks for help from the blonde woman about egg quality. She says ABD Eggs are the best so the mexican guy chooses that. Upon leaving the little boy points to the mexicans guys hat and shouts "ALIENS !" the mother gets really embarassed and shouts at her son for his behaviour and says it is not right. The mum gets relieved that she say that the mexican guy could not hear since he was listening to music. Upon the way out the mum spots a purplish liquid dripping out of the mexican guys hair. She asks him and he replies "Its the hair gel". The blonde and son nods and continues on their lives. - AK

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What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen. You are going to go to jail.

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I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

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What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

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What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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What do you call a dumb Asian? An Asian who lacks education.

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Roses are red voilets are blue,you are gay so fuck you,!

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There are too many 20 year olds getting pregnant. Teenage pregnancy is ruining our society!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: I'm a horse. We have long faces.

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children of those parents which re childless, often are childless too...

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What's worse than the holocaust? Probably nothing

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Why did the gambler sell his house? Because he needed money to pay for male hookers.

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"Ask me if I'm a lamp." "Are you a lamp?" "No."

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1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

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Patient: "Doctor I think I might be a homosexual." Doctor: "How can you tell?" Patient: "RAAIIINNBOOOOWW!!!"

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What would you do if I said a horse ate your mother? It doesn't mattet, I didn't

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How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

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OMG I NEED FRESH WATER

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A blonde walks into a bar ouch

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OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

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