Why do black people eat watermelon? Because it taste good.

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Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

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So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

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His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

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how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

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what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

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Q: Santa Clause, the Tooth Fairy, and a rich mexican jump out of the plane at the same time. Who hit the ground first? A: The answer is none of the above, because they don't exist.

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why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

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Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

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A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

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Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican, a black guy and an octopus? I don't know but I don't like it.

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What's worse then dumping your' girlfriend over text? Dumping her best friend over text at the same time.

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Dick Chaney

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whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

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what did the jaguar and the girl have in common? Spots, the girl had the chicken pox

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What did God say when he saw the first black man? What a wonderful creation I have made.

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Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 sodomized his whole family.;

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Go in public and say this You-it smells like up sexy in here Person-what's up sexy? You-nothing much, how about yo

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How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

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