- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

Q: what did a kid in harlem get for christmas? A: nothing he got shot

How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

What do you call a man with no arms an no legs in the ocean? Bob What do you call the same man on your front porch? Matt What do you call the same man on your wall? Art

How many people does it take to change a lightbulb? It depends on if the person has a lightbulb of the correct size and wattage...

Sticks and stones can break my bones Well maybe you shouldn't play in the tree anymore

Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

where do you find a dog with no legs? Korea. It's customary for the guests to get the drumsticks.

Dogs in my home.

Why is the country in a national deficit? Because the Illuminati want to control all human beings in a socialist new world order.

What did Helen Keller say after the Iron Maiden show? Nothing, she is a mute.

Roses are red Violets are red Oh sh*t the gardens on fire

Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

why was the boy sad because he had a cat stapled to his face

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

hi im bob i ate a Pickle sucked a boob and died of a haert atak

Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

Albert, there is a dead, FLY in your hair.

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

yo mamas so fat that when she wears a bathing suit people go "wow, that women is fat"

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