Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

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My did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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You know what the best part about sleeping pills is? No, what is it? Zzzzzzzzzzz

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YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

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Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

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Jessica walks into a bar jokes jessica cant walk

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A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

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whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

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Why did Miley Cyrus have to buy a new tour bus? The old one stopped twerking.

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A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

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Whats the square root of pie? Pies are round.

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What do women and airplanes have in common? They both have cockpits!

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I see, said the deaf man to the blind guy.

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Where can find a man who owns a white van capable of transporting many children? Most local churches have them for mission work. I would contact a local minister.

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How are you? Yes

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A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will have her institutionalized as soon as they find her.

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i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

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Q.What does chuck norris eat as breakfast? ans.FOOD

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What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

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