How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

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Boy: whats for dinner Kidnapper: beans and weiners

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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A man walks into a bar with a dog. The bartender says that there are no dogs allowed, but the man says that he is blind. So the man sits down with his dog and asks for a drink. The bartender decided to check to see if he was really blind, so he says, " Hey, do you know what time it is?" The blind man replies, "7 o'clock," The bartender says, "Ha! You said you were blind! Get out of..." but was interrupted by the man, who promptly said, "No, I'm deaf," and left.

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eoin burgin is fat

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The Definition of Megan Bates 800 Hamburgers

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Meh, I dont want it anymore! You take it!

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WHY CANT THE ENGLISH MAN FIND HIS.....PANTS? BECAUSE HE NEEDED TO LOOK HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! LOOK HARDER ENGLISHMAN!!!!!!!!LOOK HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yell this joke out loud and u will realize that its really funny!!! ^-^

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Why did the Asian guy's condom slip? Because the condom was put on the opposite way.

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A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

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Jessica walks into a bar jokes jessica cant walk

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A mother took her little boy to church. While in church the little boy said, "Mommy, I have to pee." The mother said to the little boy, "It's not appropriate to say the word 'pee' in church. So, from now on whenever you have to 'pee' just tell me that you have to 'whisper.'" Then the mother, realizing how her son could later become confused, clarified. She said, "You can say you have to pee as long as you say it in a quiet voice." The boy understood. There were no problems afterwards.

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Roses are red, I'm tired... I think I'll lie down now

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Whats worse than peeing blood? Dying.

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What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

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what do snozberries taste like? Lama

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hashtags suck balls

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

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Why was the woman blind? Because she couldn't see

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Where do dinosaurs go on vacation? Dinosaurs are mainly extinct except for a select few such as crocodiles, which are arguably ancestors of dinosaurs. With this in mind, dinosaurs do not go on vacation because they are dead.

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Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

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Does anyone know any good ways to piss off an Grammar Nazi?

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Voldemort

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What is blue and has to deal with a vagina. Blue waffle you know who has that Jews But the jews got it from the gassing and the gassing got it from hitlers wifes piss but the blue waffle came from the lesbian she had sex with when she was doing her lesbian phase but the lesbian got it from her father and the father got it from his wife.

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Anti Joke

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