Johnny just finished his pie.

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If I get 100 likes by tomorrow I will send 100 dollars to who ever likes it if the put down their address and say its for Louis Ok?

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Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

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What's the difference between a Mustang and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

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Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

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How dead people are in a graveyard? All of them

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Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

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How are a grape and a duck alike? They're both purple... except for the duck.

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Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

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See you ******* dogface! All right? You're a compulsive *********** sit on that swivel! Stop swearing!

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a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

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why did the iraqi woman bury her wedding ring in the ground? because it's the only way she could properly pay respect to the death of her husband who recently died in a group suicide bombing.

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Q: Why did the man get stabbed? A: I don't know.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

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Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

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What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

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Why is it hard to fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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did it hurt when you fell from heaven? cause it looked like you landed on your face

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Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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