Why does snoop dogg carry around an umbrella?? ......fo drizzle

There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

two men walked into a bar the last one ducked

Rejected Disney titles: - 1,000,000,001 Dalmatians: The Need of Neutering - Beauty and the Bricks - Zambi: the Walking Deer - The Iron King 2: Simba's Ferride - The Little Mormon - Cinderella 4: The Fairy Godfather and his Mafia - Tarzipan of the Choco-Apes - Brother Boar - Home on Deranged - The Emperor's New Sith Apprentice - Mickey and the Mousetrap - Lilo and B**ch

what do you call justin bieber having sex baby baby baby oh

What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Ancient Greeks rights

._____________________. Whale!

Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

Tennesse

How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

What would Walt Disney be if he were still alive today? Still anti-semetic

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

What do you call a Pokemon without a trainer? A wild pokemon.

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My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele last night. She ended up rolling in the jeep.

What is samios' favorite position? ;) Full back... In the bum.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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