How do you stop a black man drowning? Take your foot off his head

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Darude - Sandstorm

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Wanna go bike riding?

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Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Trees are brown.

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Why is my penis so damn small? Cause the good lord made me that way

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Why does Santa Clause eat cookies? Because cookies not part of a balanced diet.

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Whats brown a sticky, shit

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? The lawyer is a human being whose profession is to give legal advice and assistance to clients and represent them in court or in other legal matters while the catfish is a freshwater or marine fish with whiskerlike barbels around the mouth, typically bottom-dwelling. -BG_Shank_A

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I violate everyone that do not thumb me green, and vi0late the children, the parents, and the person of those that thumb me red... Its not about the sex, its about the domination... You might even like it...Your kids? Not so much... Well sometimes... Green thumb me, and I will... Meh, then you are awesome... friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Subscribe below, address tracker activated... LETS GO!

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

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- What do you call a black pirate? + A Nig-ARRRRRRRRRR - No, a pirate you fucking racist

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Q:What do you call Black Jesus ? A:Black Jesus a.w. j.p.

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Okay, yeah red, but you wont ever get to see it because you have gone stale.

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A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

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Why did the man murder his wife in cold blood? Because she was alive before he killed her.

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A black person in the NHL

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead

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Why couldn't the little boy find his friend in hide and go seek He was blind

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Yo Momma's so fat she has Type 1 Diabetes.

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womens rights

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roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

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What do you get when you mix tea and sugar? sweet tea...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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