Vagina ass.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because potatos are invading russia

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What did walt disney say to the Jew? Nothing. Walt Disney didn't know the man was Jewish and didn't have time to make himself acquainted with the fellow.

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why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

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Q:Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree A: No

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To make it home in time for Thanksgiving.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just ignores him, the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in shambles.

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Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

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Knock knock Who's there Boo Boo who DONT BE SUCH A PUS*Y

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How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Russian Revolution

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"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

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- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

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Whats worse than a Worm in Your Apple? Being raped

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McDonald's... Giving people with swag jobs since 1942.

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What did the duck say to the mouse? Quack!

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two black guys are in a car. Whose driving? The question is too broad. Either one of those men or unmentioned people could be driving the car.

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what did the pregnant black woman say to the white man I'm pregnant

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

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Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

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why can't James swim at 2010 summer ? because james died at 2009

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Why was the blonde crying? She had just been raped by a 10-foot praying mantis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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