A Irishman walks into a bar... he suffers severe head injuries.

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A student often slept through his alarm, which led to a lower class attendance rate and thus a poor performance on his exam

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

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If 32x=8600, find x. ^ | There it is!

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? i don't know, he hasn't unwrapped it yet

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i got angry and i was like " i really want to kick someone" ,my friend was on the ground and shes like "you can kick me" ,and i'm like "REALLY" ,then i kicked her really hard and she cried...

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Women deserve equal rights.

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why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

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The Pope

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

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Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

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Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

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It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

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Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

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A black man is setting up contingency measures of protection in his personal place of residence when all of a sudden, several warning alarms sound and a few specialized people with red "combating" devices who were alerted by the blatant scenerio unfolding before them were moving quickly in order to match previously stipulated criteria of value. The black man and his family were partaking in a monthly fire drill unfolding in their own house since they were extremely responsible, law-abiding citizens of the city they were located in that required various kinds ofl saftey precautions to be taken so to mitigate the serious chance that people might be hurt by preventable, residential distasters.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

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What did the foot say to the other foot? Nothing, because they are feet.

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What did rosa parks get for christmas? -Racism

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Justin Bieber walks into a Gay-Bar. He is then kindly escorted out because he is underage. Also, because the patrons gave him certain looks that brought concern to the heterosexual bartender.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to form the basis of an extremly popular jokewhich would grace the schoolyards around the world for centurys to come!

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

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What's good about having alzheimers? You meet new people every day!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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