What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

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A women walks out of a kitchen.

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Facebook How i met my mother

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Who you gonna call? Gobstoppers

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what did the man say to his boss? Hello boss

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every knight i see an owl at window

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a 7 year old child is watching a show that involves a c0ck, an ass, a bitch, and a bastard......... However this show is completely appropriate for a 7 year old, what could possibly be inappropriate about a chicken, donkey, dog and an orphan?

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why couldn't the old man play basketball? he lacked the physical dexterity, had asthma, and had no arms.

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What's big and purple? Something that's big and purple

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A black man shoots someone. He was a cop and he killed a dangerous man who attacked him.

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When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

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Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

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What happens when a Jew, a black man, and a Latino walk into the bar? The potential for racial humor.

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Roses are Grey Violets are Grey lolololol Im a dog

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

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A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

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Justin Bieber.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm colorblind.

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Why does Beyonce sing "to the left, to the left"? Because that's where a box of everything you own is

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You just read this ..

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Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

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There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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