look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

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Why did Lucy fall out of the tree? Because she sting by a wasp.

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Knock, Knock? Who's There? Not Suzie

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What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

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What do dogs and whales have in common? They both live in the ocean. Apart from the dog.

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i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

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Invisible Children Foundation.

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Why doesn't Stephen Hawking play football? Because he's a nerd.

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David Copperfield (the magician you moron). "I will now perform my greatest act yet!" Everyone applauded as he put the screaming woman (for effects you know) into the first end of the meatgrinder, and surprisingly grinded meat came out the other side! And the woman? She disappeared... forever! *applause* Moral: BRAVO! BRAVO!

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Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

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What is the difference between a black guy and a road? One you put tar on and the other one is a road

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Robocop and T-800 where fighting, first the T-800 manages to injure Robocop critically, but Robocop manages to repair himself and break T-800`s legs off, which T-800 suddenly regrows due to an unexpected upgrade. After several hours of combat, where civilians are injured and half the town is destroyed they where both worn out, but ready for one last struggle... ...Eventually there was a great celebration for whoever won.

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So a woman is in the kitchen. And she makes the most delicious turkey salad for her 4 hungry children and her husband. They love Jesus

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What do you call something that comes out of a llama's butt? poop

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Poop

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The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

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Sammi suck kyles chode

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Q: how do you catch a bear? A: you dig a hole, fill the hole with ashes, surround the hole with peas, and when the bear comes to take a pea kick him in the ash hole

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Roses are red. Violets are purple. Haha. Purple.

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What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

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What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

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a homeless man walks into a bar, the bartender and patrons treat him nicely, and sympathize for his current situation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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