- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one cow say to the other cow? nothing cows cant talk. They did however, exchange glances while chewing grass next to each other.

What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

What was the blind man doing before he was strangled? He was breathing.

What is the best way to burn Jews Light them on fire

How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

Why did the chicken cross the road? -Why? I don't know,I'm asking you the question.

if a kayak was stuck in a tree with its headlights on, how many pancakes stacked will it take to get to the moon? none because snakes dont have armpits

What's better than winning the lottery? Winnig the lottery twice.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

Knock Knock. -Who's there ? It's me. -Come in.

Knock Knock, Ow my face

11th September jokes are just plane wrong.

A man with a mustache enters your parents home to tell them you were kidnapped and taken to the pier 1 hour away. They leave and he goes upstairs to rape you for 1 hour. Never trust people with mustaches.

Extra extra read all about it dunkin donuts has now been named dunkin pigs..a cops favorite hang out.

what did john boner say to the hor that was jewing his laundry want to sex my motherss twat?

knock knock. whos there? the police. we have news about your daughter. She has been tortured and raped and you will never see her again for the man that took her has taken her out of our jurisdiction.

Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

Your mom is so stupid, she stole free samples.

Why did a little kid have a long face Because his face was stretched out by a truck wheel

what did the carrot say to the rabbit? stop eating me you son of a B*****

What did the homeless children get for christmas? Hypothermia

Knock knock? Who is there? Nobody. Those were noises coming from your head.

Whats bad about a black cop coming to your house? I was having a KKK meeting in the basement.

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