why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

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hipsters

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Have you seen the movie "Constipation?" No. It hasn't come out yet! Of course there is no such movie in production and no plans for such a movie exist.

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Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

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Why wouldn't Jimmy ever eat his vegetables at dinner? As a young boy, Jimmy watched as a robber entered his house, suffocated his mother by clogging her airway with a cucumber, and escaped with their life savings.

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kcid gib a evah uoy neht sdrawkcab siht daer nac uoy fi

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Fox News

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dat shoe shine tho

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't say anything because its a duck.

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What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

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What did the small baby faucet say to the daddy faucet? Nothing, they are inanimate objects and cannot talk.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You just died, and I'm laughing at you and your extremely ugly face.

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Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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what starts with an f and ends with a uck? firetruck!!

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Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

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Little Johnny asks his father how babies are made. So the father rapes him from behind.

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Why did the pervert cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken

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Me: Ask me if in a giraffe You: Are you a giraffe Me: no

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A man was caught by the Aztecs for stealing from their tombs. The Aztecan chief said,"Sometime during the next week I will kill you, but I will do it when you least expect." The man was then given a room. He deduced that he couldn't be killed on the last day, Saturday, or else he would see it coming, so it must be before Saturday. He then deduced that it couldn't be on Friday, because he would expect it to be before Saturday. He used this logic to rule out every other day of the week, therefore the Aztecan chief would never kill him. He was killed on Wednesday.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

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VAGINA.

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A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

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Why didn't Angie die when she jumped off the Empire State Building? She landed on a pancake

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