Sarah Palin.

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Roses are red, violets are blue i've got a gun, pointing at you

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Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey. By darragh hamilton

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RULES: #1) have fun #2) safety first

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What do you call a blonde with a Doctorate in Physics? Doctor (Dr).

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Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

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Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

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What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

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whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

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What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

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What did the jobless man get for Christmas? Fired...

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You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

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A man wakes up after a long night with a girl he recently met. He pulls out a cigarette, and looks for his lighter, but can not find it. He asks the girl if she has a lighter and she replies "There might be some matches in the top drawer of my dresser." He opens the top drawer and finds some matches.

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An eggo waffle had three friends that he will be inviting to his Superman birthday party. WHich friend will get the first piece of cake? Nobody the party was canceled.

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Why are there so many black basketball players? Because they aren't green.

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Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding several worms in your apple.

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A lion walks in to a bar, and murders everyone inside. This is why animals are not aloud in bars.

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Whats long and black? The unemployment line

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whats red and falls from a tree an apple

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Hi

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your mom is so old that she farts dust.

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Joey mayer's face

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