How do you make a boy cry? Kill his family

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My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

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What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

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why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

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6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

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I thought it was the WHITE house. C'mon Obama. C'mon

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Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

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What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

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Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

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your social life.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

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How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

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What does andy and burger king have in common? Nothing, thats why she is now banging josh!

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? It had no legs.

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what do you give a little girl with no legs and no arms for christmas...................cancer

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Chuck Norris is dead......

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"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand. QUACK!!!

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Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

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how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

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Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

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what does the pope have against homosexuals a whip

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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