So a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. The bartender, realizing that cats cannot talk nor do they posses higher brain functions, realizes he must be dreaming.

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Wat do u call black circus clwon a bad comedian

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What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

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A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

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What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

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a guy walks down a street when he sees a bomb he walks away

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What's the difference between George W Bush and a doorknob? George W Bush is the president of the United States. A doorknob is a mechanical device that securely closes a hinged door, thereby keeping your family safe from danger.

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A man walked into a bar, he spilled his drink.

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Little Justin's bike has a flat tire has a flat tire. He asks his dad to inflate it. "Sure Justin I can fix that for you." Said his father. But he overinflates the tire, causing the tire to explode and ignite the chemicals. The house burns to the ground, killing Justin and his parents. The fire then spreads and the hole city burns. 50,000 people die.

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Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

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what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

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Roses are red pineapple is yellow I'll shove your head up my ass so you can eat some marshmallows!

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In Soviet Russia life had both pros and cons.

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Why did the kid with no legs fall down the stairs? Because his dad pushed him...

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A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

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Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? ........finding a worm in your apple.

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Doctor doctor, I came here as quickly as possible, it was just the nearest place I could find. My dog he... he's panting and bleeding and I don't know what to do I think he's dying and I just want him to hold on... Please... Well then go to a vet you stupid shit.

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3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

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What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

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this last joke was a correction to the other one

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