- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the boy who spilled his fruit punch on the president? He was offered a new one compliments of Obama himself.

what did Russell wilson get for Christmas a seahawk..

Where does the girl with one leg work? Ihop

what long green and bumpy? a pickle

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Amblyopsidae, or blindfish, commonly found in caves where they are well adapted to life in the dark.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

They see me rollin' Up my sleeve for some volunteer work at the local shelter

A man walks into a bar. He then meets some friends and has a rather enjoyable night.

Why did jack fall down the hill ? Because Jill pushed him.

Why couldn't the elephant ride a bike? Because he had no thumbs...

Whats the same about Jerry Seinfeld and Adam Sandler They are both comedians

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He was buried under 6ft of solid earth.

When do you know when to stop making anti- jokes? when your done with your joke and click submit.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Obama

So a duck walks into a pharmacy and says "i need some ointment for my beak, its rather chapped." and the Pharmacist said "Sorry we don't have anything for ducks here."

Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

Sally was ugly like a shaven babboon So she created her own little cacoon And within a week she finally emerged And she smelled like shit what a psycho

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

Guess what? Bananas

How do you get 100 midgets into a mini? You have to manufacture a mini big enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It won't be street legal, but at least your problem with fitting the midgets in the mini is solved.

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Chuck Norris? Cheese on toast.

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