Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

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Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

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What doesn't kill you and doesn't make you stronger? Aids

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what is a bracket? a bracket

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Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street, Paddy says to Murphy, "Alright Murphy? How's the kids?" Murphy says to Paddy, "Not bad, thanks."

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Oh hi! come in.

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Black...

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What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

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hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

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Whats worse then people People copying other Anti-Jokes. People copying other Anti-Jokes about the holocaust.

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Antoni Wilkinsin

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What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

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Why wasnt the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

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A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

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Q: Why didn't Jane cross the road? A: Because Jane is a figment of my imagination and therefore has neither the physical capability to cross this so called "road" nor the initiatory motivation to do so...

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

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How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

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when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, There's gas in your shower, Because you're a Jew. Love, Hitler

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D is for diabetes, Cookie Monster, if you keep this up.

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