A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

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What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

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There once was a man from Kentucky...then he raped everyone in sight... THE END

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Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hello there. I am Elder Young and I with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. What would you say if someone were to offer you peace and happiness through all of eternity?

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Dick spice

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What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

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why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

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What did the rednecks say when they saw the bat? Ma, I'm afraid this is the Myotis Sodalis, or Indian Bat. It is an endangered species. Thus, we cannot shoot it.

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i know a guy called ryan he is a benny he has a combover

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why did the chicken cross the bread? because chicken salad

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Q: WHY DID GOD MAKE ASIANS? A: NO FREIKEN IDEA

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What do you say to jacks mum when your having Sex? Nothing she's dead.

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Why did the baby boy start crying? He got hit with a toaster

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What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

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What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

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How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

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When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

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What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

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What is funnier than shooting a man in the face? Most things, shooting a man in the face is a terrible crime.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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