How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

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what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

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A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

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a blond a her blond boyfriend were walking acrossed a river. she gose over the river but the ramp brecks when she's past. her boyfriend says wait until night and I'll get a flashlight and shine it acrossed get on the light beem and walk acrossed.she says no when I'm haf way acrossed you will turn the light off.

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Why did the boy fall down the stairs? Because he tripped.

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Apple hates Blackberry.

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

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hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

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Knock, knock. Who's there. Death.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' cheese

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Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

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Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know where I am, I'm blind.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken saw some potential food across the street.

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Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

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Q. why did I get hurt A. My pants fell off

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What's white and gluey Glue

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Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was ran over before it made it to the other side.

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I agree Nero, we agree there, but let me ask you, why did you have the deep desire to create such a society before? You managed to do so as a teen, you wanted to help others, you put them before yourself, you where far more loyal to them, than they ever where to you. What motivated you then to sacrifice so much, where is that strength today?

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

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