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what is worse then breaking on arm breaking two arms what is worse then breaking two arms the holocaust what is then the holocaust Obama care.

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One day Satan, approached his dad and said: DADDY I love you so much, I want to be just like you! That story did not end up so well did it?

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How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

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A young man read a book. He then went back to the library to return the book, but got killed in a car crash on the way there.

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Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

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Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

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If video games were peaceful. Man! You are so strait! That was so good man! GG.

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your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

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A man is traveling to the nearest grocery store. He stops at an intersection and notices a another car beside him. It was a black corvet. So he blew it up and the men inside of it as well. He then proceeded to call the cops as to try to cover the explosion up as if it was not his fault. Unfortunately, the police had video evidence of the incident through video surveillance and the man was arrested for life. He never got a second chance in life and eventually died a slow, painful death in the hands of cancer at the age of 91.

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Whats long and black and goes around corners? The unemployment line.

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What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

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why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

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Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

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So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

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Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

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What's worse then Obama? Nothing

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Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

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If Vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Probably both plant life, sea-based creatures, and land-based animals. However, depending on the personal preference of the person, they can also be a vegetarian or not. They could also be cannibals, but the literal definition of humanitarian would go against any cannibalistic traditions due to the fact that humanitarians help others for the benefit of humanity as a whole, eating people would go against such beliefs.

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wanna hear a better joke? casey.

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Nah

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I have cancer. And you're next.

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What do u call a guy that loves the color blue? A smurf

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What did the blind man say to the train conductor? Nothing. He was mute too.

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