Why did the car cross the road? Green light

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What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: he was sucidal because his kids hate him and his wife cheated on him.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? cause 789! no, not anymore, didn't you hear? 6 and 9 got together last night and 8 eachother.

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K O O K A B U R R A . . . . . . . . . . ReTweet

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How did the Mexican got into USA? Trough the border.

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What's worse than people reposting the same joke all the time? The holocaust.

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

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Why are the Jamaicans in the kitchen? because they are bad men

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There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night, To find nothing amiss.

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I love you. You love me. I killed you're family. No you're an orphan.

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Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

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A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

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Did you hear about the cannibal who had a wife and ate kids?

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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Gretta has five legs? -no

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A black man owns his own night club. He tells the white man to look out for his night club. The white man bangs his head. The black man says, I told you to look out, you have now bumped into my big club that I take out at night time.

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What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

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man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

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:) Hey AMBY VALENT! Want to join our horsehead show below?? *Laughing track with that fat loud bitch that wont stop laughing making the actors stare at each other like douches* :/ Muuh, I dont really care im just some meh character anyway so yuh...' *Laughing track* ? ???? ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA! :( Hey get outta our show here you China man! *OOOH! Track plays with some fa*ott whistling* ? ???? | Baka! *leaves* *Awww track plays* *Laughing track*

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

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why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

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Why did the black man wear a coat, shirt, pants, and underwear on a rainy day? Because he didn't want to be naked.

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Anti Joke

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