what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

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a black and a mexican are walking down the street, two cops look up to see this and immediately say "shit, this can't be good".

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George W. Bush

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What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

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why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know it depends on how hard you throw them.

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Ahhh! Grandpa your going too hard!

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

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A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." and then the mushroom walks out.

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Human is to breast as breast is to nipple as nipple is to milk as milk is to HIV as HIV is to AIDS as AIDS is to death as death is to heaven or hell as heaven or hell is to Jesus or the Devil as Jesus is to God as God is to the Universe

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What did the Chicken say to the Interviewer Interviewer: how do you feel about your eggs chicken: the eggs are actually my periods. Interviewer: how do you feel about your periods ChicKen: you eat my periods everyday. people make cakes, omlettes and all these food out of my period. Imagine the world running on your period. Interviewer: what are your feelings on your periods Chicken: I have a mixture of feelings. i feel really scared because the farmers would kill me if i can have my periods. i feel glorified because the world runs on my eggs and i feel proud. I feel freaked out because the world actualy runs on my periods

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Cut the rope.

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Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

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Women's professional sports

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Why are elephants gray? So you don't get them confused with blueberries.

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JOSH BROWN STOP ADDING PEOPLES NAMES TO THE END OF YOUR TRUE STORIES!

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Chuck Norris and Bane recently had a fight on a bet. The result was Bane won easily as he is the much bigger and stronger man, and Chuck Norris lacks the skills he once possessed as a younger man as he is now 72 years old.

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A drunken man grabbed a gun and shot his entire family to death. Luckily, a even drunker man had shot them moments before, so it really only served to ruin the perfectly good wall behind them with bullet holes.

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Hey! i just thought of the funniest joke! okay so it goes like this: A man was walking down the street and saw a bar... he walked in and.... yeah, thats about it.....

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The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

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Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

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why did jimmy stop eating his breakfast two Penn state officials knocked at the door

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